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shelchan gave me 98928 gold! THANK YOU! heart whee 4laugh
[ I s h u ] donated my JACKhAtSS! She's incredible! whee
Kaiou Elios gave me my swirl glasses as a Gaiaversary present! whee
x =That One Girl =x gifted me with my Vpin, my schoolgirl skirt, and my Crimson Mink Boots! whee
Silent Mobius2 donated an Angelic Camisole and 1000 gold to me! whee Also gave me a Water Trident!
[Death Blossom] gave me 250 gold! whee
YourGuts_I_HateEm gave me 50,000 gold for my birthday. heart
Rya_Twiggy gave me my glasses! Now I can look more like my real-life self. wink
LivingIsSuicide gave me my Winter Minx for my early birthday present! cool
MondoTR gave me my Satin Green Pajama Shirt. Thank you! whee
Waiting Tables In Paris gave me a Leather Collar with Cross! Thanks! 4laugh
NiChangelo gave me a purple JACKsASSh! I love you! heart And I got a Goldfish Scarf for my 26th birthday!
Laner gifted me with a purple leather top. Thank you! 4laugh
 kohaku-dono · Sun Jul 30, 2006 @ 07:26pm · 1 Comments |
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Just a few CN jokes. Yes, even I have been sucked in. |
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Every single person who has ever quoted "Napolean Dynamite" is now on Chuck Norris' list. Chuck Norris hates that ******** movie.
Google.com recieves 300 million hits a day. Chuck Norris can deliver that many hits in less than a second.
Chuck Norris is God's personal hitman.
When Chuck Norris found out that he was not included in Mt.Rushmore, he wanted to leave his mark somewhere. He then karate chopped the ground and created the Grand Canyon.
The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Chuck Norris never physically touches people. He simply tells them to be hurt, and they are.
Chuck Norris writes with an eraser.
In the name of the Father, The Son, and Chuck Norris. Amen.
Chuck Norris still owns slaves. Mankind is his slave.
Great guitar solos are the player channeling the soul of a ninja. Great ninjas are chanelling the soul of chuck Norris.
In 1969 Chuck Norris roundhoused a man towards the sky. One day later Neil Armstrong took his first steps on the moon.
Chuck Norris doesn't put lights on his Christmas tree. He just lights it on fire.
WWI ended when Chuck Norris finished his European vacation. WWII started when he went back for his wallet.
Chuck Norris uses bleach as mouth wash.
Chuck Norris was not born, he was forged.
Chuck Norris isn't actually a person. He is an entity of pure martial arts superiority and ******** awesomeness. He just takes the form of a ruggedly handsome man so our heads don't explode when we lay eyes upon him.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce as eyedrops.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. In the end all that will be left is Chuck Norris.
Iraq was accused of hiding weapons of mass destruction because Chuck Norris secretly vacationed in Baghdad.
Chuck Norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar, but no one is brave enough to do anything about it.
Chuck Norris's bologna does not have a first name.
Before you die you see the ring...on Chuck Norris' right hand.
kohaku-dono · Tue Apr 11, 2006 @ 09:00pm · 14 Comments |
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