Short Stories
1.) Good evening youngins, my name is Vi...ct..or...ia.... no... wait, it's spencer! Sorry there sonny, i almost forgot my name. Well anyways I am here to tell you a tale of a land far far away! This is no ordinary land SO DON'T TRY TO GO THERE. *points at angrily* This a magical land of fairies and leprechans, monsters and princesses, and most importantly of all pickles! You see, pickles were their main export! Pickle fields as far as the eye can see and pickle mines in every cave! "But grandpa! pickles don't come from..." Shut yer yapper or ill get my cane and give you a whoopin! Anyways *urgmph* there was a princess in this far away land, this beauty's name was Tom. She was loved by everyone until they found out a horendous secret, she was in love with... A PICKLE! *aaaargh* damnit sonny! dont scare me like that! "I just sneezed grandpa!" Shut it or you'll get the cane! Well this princess you see wasnt ordinary at all. She used to be a pickle herself, until one day she made a deal with a leprechan to be royalty and in return he got her princess hair that was to come with the transformation. And so it was! There was only one downside to this entire ordeal, and that was "what was it grandpa!?!?" Shut you and maybe you'll find OUT! *arrghmph* it was that he would not transform her true looooove. So since that day she slept with him by her side everynight until..... she rolled over onto him and smothered him to death! "But pickles can't bre..." That's it. Outta here you ingrate! "Awww man... at least tell us how it ends!" She EATS HIM! Rawr!
By: smartass_himitsu
1.) Good evening youngins, my name is Vi...ct..or...ia.... no... wait, it's spencer! Sorry there sonny, i almost forgot my name. Well anyways I am here to tell you a tale of a land far far away! This is no ordinary land SO DON'T TRY TO GO THERE. *points at angrily* This a magical land of fairies and leprechans, monsters and princesses, and most importantly of all pickles! You see, pickles were their main export! Pickle fields as far as the eye can see and pickle mines in every cave! "But grandpa! pickles don't come from..." Shut yer yapper or ill get my cane and give you a whoopin! Anyways *urgmph* there was a princess in this far away land, this beauty's name was Tom. She was loved by everyone until they found out a horendous secret, she was in love with... A PICKLE! *aaaargh* damnit sonny! dont scare me like that! "I just sneezed grandpa!" Shut it or you'll get the cane! Well this princess you see wasnt ordinary at all. She used to be a pickle herself, until one day she made a deal with a leprechan to be royalty and in return he got her princess hair that was to come with the transformation. And so it was! There was only one downside to this entire ordeal, and that was "what was it grandpa!?!?" Shut you and maybe you'll find OUT! *arrghmph* it was that he would not transform her true looooove. So since that day she slept with him by her side everynight until..... she rolled over onto him and smothered him to death! "But pickles can't bre..." That's it. Outta here you ingrate! "Awww man... at least tell us how it ends!" She EATS HIM! Rawr!
By: smartass_himitsu
