I don't get sex or get paid.
so...
I DON'T WANT TO ******** HEAR ABOUT HOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND GIVES YOU HEAD EVERYNIGHT!
I also wouldn't want to hear your payroll procedures.
I am a virgin and unless you are willing to be my girlfriend and have sex with me everyonce and a while, I DO NOT want to discuss it. All it will do is depress me.
-Concerned, but ppwerless