fake or true friends
fake friends: Never
ask for food. true
friends: are the
reasons you have
no food. fake friends:
Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your
parents DAD/MOM fake
friends: bail you out
of jail and tell you
what you did was wrong.
true friends: Would
sit next to you saying
"Damn ... we messed
up ... but that s**t
was fun!" fake friends:
never seen you cry. true
friends: cry with you fake
friends: Borrow your
stuff for a few days
then give it back.
true friends: kee your
s**t so long they
forget its yours.
fake friends: know
a few things about
you. true friends:
Could write a book
about you with
direct quotes
from you. fake
friends: Will leave
you behind if that
is what the crowd
is doing. true friends:
Will kick the whole
crowds a** that left
you. fake friends:
Would knock on your
front door. true
friends: Walk right
in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are
for a while. true
friends: Are for
life. fake friends:
Will take your drink
away when they think
you've had enough.
true friends: Will
look at you stumbling
all over the place and
say "b***h drink the
rest of that you know
we don't waste s**t."
fake friends: will
talk s**t to the person
who talks s**t about you
true friends: Will
knock them the fawk
out fake friends:
Will read this. true
friends: Will steal
this, just like I did