ABSOLUTELY.
NOTHING.
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Fun, right???
~~Let's begin~~
Ok, so I was reading yesterday about Bakenekos, because I was wondering about the story behind them when I went to buy a bakeneko face paint and tail for a friend. So, I looked them up on wikipedia, and LEARNED.
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One story, though, about a benevolent bakeneko, (( one that was not evil )) was that a woman, who was a high-ranking Geisha, owned a cat. Every time she tried to go to the bathroom, the cat would claw at her robes. It continued to do this, so the woman killed it. One day, when she went to the bathroom, the ghost of the cat killed the snake that was lurking around the toilet, and saved the woman.
O_____O
And it sucked, cause I suddenly had to go to the bathroom after that. D;
And yes, I do own a cat. His name is Latte. I hate him. 3nodding
He didn't claw at me when I went to the bathroom, so I figured it was all good. ;D
Anyways~
Another thing...... my cat, Latte, earlier today, I cracked my door, and ((we just moved, so now I have an actual door~ )) he kept meowing outside. I hated it when Latte had free reign to run around in my room in the other apartment, since we were in a Loft, and I was like,
"Fool, you ain't comin' in. >.>"
And Latte meowed again, this time slipping his arm through the crack in the door and pawing at the wall. I was like,
"DON'T ACT CUTE. D<"
And Latte meowed again, slipping his arm back out of the door. Several seconds later, I heard a thump against my door, and Latte meowed again.
THAT FOOL THREW HIMSELF AGAINST MY DOOR.
I was like,
"I AIN'T LETTIN' YA IN!! GO AWAY. D<"
But he wouldn't go away, so I let him in for a few seconds, then kicked him out.
=.=;;
He kept making out with my father duster, so I had to get him out of there before it was torn to pieces. I'm kidding, he was just biting and clawing at it.
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Hahahaha I was talking to a friend of mine on here, and I told him,
"Hahaha I just watched Spongebob have tongue sex with a friggin chocolate bar."
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It was that episode when him and Patrick "steal a balloon", and run away to be criminals:
Spongebob: Guess what I've got~
Patrick: RECTANGLES!!!
Spongebob: Not just any rectangles!! CANDYBARS.
Patrick: ...... hooooo...... O 3o
Spongebob: All we have to do is make em last the rest of our lives!! biggrin
Patrick: Thanks, Spongebob! I think I'll eat it now!! *devours it* . . . . thanks,
Spongebob! I think I'll eat it now!! *bites his finger* OW.
*looks around* Where'd my candybar go? I must've dropped it....
Spongebob: You just ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Patrick: *digging* WHERE'D IT GO??? I'M GONNA STARVE!! WHERE'D IT GO?? I can't find it!! Where could it possibly be?? *looks at Spongebob with his chocolate* AHA!!! scream
Spongebob: What? o-o
Patrick: YOU STOLE MY CANDYBAR. D<
Spongebob: No I didn't! D;
Patrick: Oh, so that's how it is, huh. ONCE A THIEF, ALWAYS A THIEF.
Spongebob: You ate yours. This is mine.
Patrick: You took my only food...... now I'm gonna starve.
Spongebob: *holds out his candybar* Here, Patrick. Just take half of mine.
Patrick: YOURS?!?! YOU MEAN "MINE"!!! D<
Spongebob: Do ya want it, or what??
Patrick: I don't want it, unless you ADMIT you took it!!!
Spongebob: This is MY CANDYBAR.
Patrick: Liar, liar.....plants for hire!! XP
Spongebob: It's "pants on fire", Patrick. stare
Patrick: Well, you would know. Liar. > >
Spongebob: Well, if you're gonna be that way, I'LL EAT IT MYSELF.
Patrick: You better not. *glareglare*
Spongebob: *has tongue sex with the chocolate bar for a few seconds before finally eating it*
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And yeah, it's sad that I know that whole scene~
Been watchin' Spongebob since I was little. 3nodding
Anyhoodle, time for me split! See ya later~
