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Welcome to A Day in the Life of a Ninja! I've made 2 to date and will continue to feed you all my knowledge of the ninja arts.
Case #204
I lay in wait as I listen to Tank! by The Seatbelts-- Damn that guy is awesome with the Sax... Anyways. I'm here. Location? Somewhere in the Shinjuku area in some unknown district. Damn I wish I knew my way around these blocks. In a bush. Must be quiet-- It sure is quiet. Time: 23:00 if you get my drift. In the pursuit of efficiency I forgot to pack a sandwich. Shoot. Oh well.

Time: 23:47. Been waiting for one day and fourty-seven minutes. Target still not in range, must access work-log files from target's company. Where the hell is this guy?

Time: Unknown. In pursuit of target. Now playing: The Imperial March. How fitting. Making my way towards--

Child. A child. I was suppose to kill a child? Whose funny idea was this? I'm going to have a talk with my superior. This job does not pay that much. I mean...

Debrief:
- Target: Eliminated
- Collateral: Five civilians (Reason: Just for fun.)
- Final song playing: Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Ray Charles

Comments:
After talking with my superior, he had told me that the child was indeed a threat to not only Japan, but the galaxy. Child's name: Shirley Temple. I inquired again why a child star. He stated with all seriousness (and trust me, we know when he's serious), that this was actually a Zombie Doppelganger of hers.
Damn. Damn. Damn.

Details:
After the whole cloning spiel during the Manhattan Project (classified material) all doppelgangers were put "out of commission". This is the actual reason for nuclear warhead testing on American soil. As a result, zombies sprouted up everywhichwhere, claiming to be the younger versions of their current selves. They don't age, and oddly retain a very human, not tattered version of themselves. Eerie.

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