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This is my first entry, so I figued I might as well post a profile about myself.
Whats your name ::: Nathan Curtis Taigel Werner
Age ::: 17
Age you act ::: Depends on what day it is.
Current Location ::: The hell hole known as Utah.
Eye color ::: Alternates between green and blue.
Hair color ::: Muddy blonde (long and curly)
Righty, lefty or ambidextrous ::: Ambidexteric
Zodiac Sign ::: Cancer
Height ::: 5'9
Interests ::: Dancing (swing, salsa, celtic, and polka), Drama, Guitar playing, Jazz (trombone), Video games, Camping, Spicy food, Singing, D&D, White water kayaking, Comedy improv, Fencing (epee and foil), Reading (Sherlock Holmes), Paint balling, Rock climbing.
Quotes ::: (all self)
"I shall rip out your heart and dance to its beat!"
"I put ranks into Craft Feces Chucker."
"If it's small and furry, it belongs on the bottom of my shoe."
"What wouldn't Jesus do?"
"Check it out dude. 17 Charisma. I'm like a ******** Harrison Ford."
"Don't piss on electric fences."
"I'm awake, damn it. What more do you want!?"
"You're a b***h, but I love you anyways."
"Look! *points* A distraction!"
"The human body is proof that God has a sense of humor."
"Everytime you say the word 'p***s', a kitten dies."
"I AM the shield wall!"
"I didn't call you a homophobe. I merely stated the fact that you're afraid of gay people...."
"Stop talking, you're making me stupid!"
"You remind me of a slinky. Completely useless, yet entertaining when you fall down stairs."
"There is nothing sexier in this world or the next, than a bikinii-clad red head, holding a can of Cheez Whiz. Nothing."
"May the great DM be with you. Always."
Funkeh Fact ::: I have a fetish for foreign languages. When spoken, in any case. I also really like red heads. I mean REALLY like.
Friends ::: Just 'bout everyone I meet. At least I pretend to be.
Enemies ::: Save for a small few, just about everyone I meet. Only they don't know it. ninja
Persona ::: I am often characterized as being a loud, obnoxious, vain, selfish, cocky son-of-a-b***h. I'm a slight adrenaline junky, and I love being in the spotlight. I am always performing, whether onstage or off, and like to think of myself as being a musical man.
 Saucy Ninja · Sun Dec 04, 2005 @ 09:11pm · 2 Comments |
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