by: Old Man Vee

The cake is over here
Just peek your head inside
I promise not to stick a knife into your side
Take a look over here
We've got cake to share
I promise that there's no auto turrets over there
I've got a slice here for you
It's delicious you see
I'm not a robot from the future sent to wipe out humanity.

Another one from him:

Hiding amonst the litter of links
You'll find that this being literally stinks
Bopping and hopping seemingly mellow
Stealing the password off some poor fellow
All of this done while you get forty winks.