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My 4th journal entry,

Well, it's official.......i am now single!
Here's the story...
One Friday night (echoes), there was a party. Me and my girlfriend were slow dance about 2 cm away from each other and she decided to take it a step ahead. Sooo....she takes me to the Girl's Bathroom and i'm thinking this is gonna be awesome!!! So we start making out, but then she starts moving around and out of nowhere...i stop the M.O. session and she's ready to take it all off so.....yea. i broke with her when i figured out that she did the same to other dudes while we were dating so i broke up with her....

so tell wat was ur worst relationship?? Did it end? how did it end?

My 3rd journal entry,

Wow! This journal is really kickin up! I'm already on my third entry.
Hmm..."I'd like to thank my friends Zach and Khiem and Tyler;my family;and all you fans out there! THANK YOU ALL!! I heart YOU ALL!!"

And thats wat i would have said if i won a Grammy or a Noble Prize.......or even a "Most Improved" trophy (the "most improved" trophy means you suck!)

so anyway.....maybe the next entry will have something to do with my actual life.......but other than that THANK YOU!! I heart YOU ALL!!!!!
By,
David AP

My second journal entry,
"hello. My name is Pooter. I have a syko sister named Ginatanica. She kills babies. Please someone stop her before she-"

That's all that we ever last heard of from dear old little Pooter, the 7 year old crack-head. We found him drowned in a vat of pie.... the vat was called "The Vat'O'Pie!
Come drown your friends in it!"
If anyone has any idea why this 13 year old girl named Ginatanica would have drowned her brother in a Vat'O'Pie........please comment on this journal entry so we can stop the making production of Vat'O'Pie's......thank you for your time and caring love for Pooter.
By,
David AP

My first journal entry,

This feels great! Now, what should I write about.......hmmm. I'll try to make this as funny as possible......like a piece of screaming cake....i think. So.. who likes cake here.......i much rather prefer screaming cake over all other types! LOL!

By,
David (a.k.a. Vulporada)