My woman tries to wake me up at his friends place
(we're staying the night)
and i crash early.
Everyone else is on viewagenitalia chat roulette
(if you dont know what that is,
try it out.
No, seriously.
Your friend says its a bad idea?
Do it anyways.
Don't have a webcam?
spam randoms.
ask if they know how to use magnets....

I crash at 11pm,
and my woman tries to wake me up.
I mumble back to him
"Go away, i'm still making jelly"
So much for normal dreams aye?