For the record, no, I don't have any sense.
I tried evoking their god.
It was a half-assed, drunken attempt, more of a try at metaphysically poking and annoying the entity in question
It ultimately failed. Nothing happened. Nothing! Okay...
So for a brief moment it felt like something was in the room with me,
For a brief moment I felt something on my leg,
One: I was drunk
Two: ... I was drunk
It was, most likely, 100% Vodka.
That said, I was so looking forward to communing with the patron deity of masturbation! Get it? Ha, no. You probably don't.
Though, I DID manage to evoke something:
~ My overly religious aunt (who visited this morning and for who I was rudely awakened to go and say 'hello')
~ And a ******** disk boot error.
Also, because I love to complain, I'm really, really sleepy and allergies. I also feel 'off'. I've been feeling 'off' for a while, though, and it's also likely just the booze having it's way with me. I never get hang-overs, so this feeling off must be my comeuppance.