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Italics are the story that K and Touma are writing
Bold biggrin iary (first part), Dream (second part)
italics underlined: Thoughts
Normal: Touma and K part
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Touma took the computer from K and started typing, laughing at the evilness he was about to do to Shuichi.
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After a hard day of work, Shuichi headed home. He took the long path; wanting to read the diary he had found.
Dear Journal,
Another Shitty a** day! All because of that pink haired idiot! I mean come on! Yeah he can sing but he steals all of Sakuma-sama's dance moves! And damn the Eiri Yuki! Damn my boss! Damn all of them! I just need my co-workers and that's all. Yuki called me today, saying that if I didn't stop picking on Shuichi he'd kill me! Damn it! When did my life go this bad? Oh wait, now I remember, it was when I beat up Shuichi. Damn it! He he he he. I have the most evil plan of all. It's going to ruin Shucihi's career! Good thing I have you or I wouldn't remember it. Now here's the plan! I'm going to put some pudding in a bucket and put it over the door, it will activate when someone -that someone going to be Shuichi Shindou- opens the door, then the pudding will dump on that persons head. Then there will be a wire three steps away and he will pull on it ending up with Chocolate pudding on him. Then he will walk around trying to get pudding off of him while telling his co-workers to shut up and stop laughing. Then he will activate the feathers when he walks out of the room, then I will have a radio with me down the hall playing one of his songs. Of course this will be the Bird song. ?Snicker- Get it diary. He will be a white feathers brown/white skinned duck. He he he! I'm evil aren't I? I called you diary! OMG! Err? well I always thought you more of a girly looking thing with the flowers and all on your cover and being pink? Eh he he. Well I got to go? I must get the pudding and everything else ready! Talk to you later Diary,
Tachi A.
Member of the band Ask, Lead Singer! Oh yeah baby! Date 6-25-04
Shuichi looked up from what he was reading, Man that was so totally weird, I mean man! That-that dude? I didn't do anything to him! Why is he bugging me? God damn him! Good thing that didn't happen. Well let's get home to Yuki! Yuki. Yuki. Yuki!
After Shuichi was done he hurried the rest of the way home. Never wanting to be late for Yuki although he had been on a couple occasions. Shuichi wanted to be on time for his lover this time.
Walking up to the apartment complex, he got on a elevator and rode to the eighth floor. He listened to the crappy music they played in the elevator. When all of a sudden the elevator stopped. Completely. He walked over to the emergency box and opened it up; he picked up the emergency phone. The dial was dead.
"Damn! Why does things like this always happen to me!" Shuichi cried out throwing the phone against the elevator phone not hearing the dial tone kick on. He started cussing in all the languages he knew.
"Freaking flipping elevator! God damn! Always me. Always me! DAMN YOU!" Shuichi rose a fist to the ceiling. "I wish," He started kicking the elevator here. "That you." Kick. "Would stop." Punch. "Being a retarded." Head smack. "Elevator! Stupid thing! MOVE ALREADY!"
Shuichi looked around, "Is everything getting smaller? Oh look it is!"
With saying that he fell to the ground in a dead faint.
-Dream-
"Where am I? What is this place? Eiri! Ryu-chan? Mika? Tohma? K?" Shuichi called out. "Is anyone there?"
Noises were heard coming a couple of feet away. Walking slowly he stood there looking around seeing nothing. But something floated in his face. "Hello Shuichi!" It was Yuki and he was in a... Dress? And he was wearing make-up?
"Yuki is that you?" Shuichi asked stumbling backwards a bit. The little miniature Yuki nodded his head frantically. "Yuki... Why the hell are you wearing a pink dress?" Shuichi yelled.
"Oh. Its such a wonderful color though! Don't you agree? I absolutely LOVE this color! It makes my hair and eyes stand out! Oh and my nail polish! Its a gorgeous yellow isn't it? I just love it. Now Shuichi we must do something about your clothes! I have a perfect yellow dress for you. And your so tall we're going to have to fix that!" Yuki gushed.
All Shuichi could do was stare. Yuki was being feminine. Very feminine. Yuki wasn't like that he was cold, heartless, caring, warm, quiet, but never feminine or even affectionate unless it was in the bedroom or he was in a very caring mood. And this Yuki here was the most scariest thing he could ever imagine!
"Yuki, your scaring me, and I mean really scaring me!" Shuichi said, trying to find words he could use to express what he was feeling. Get a grip Shuichi, this just some weird twisted dream! Its not real, nothing here is. Oh, my god! Is ? Is that Hiro?
Shuichi looked at the little red haired gnome that popped out of nowhere. ?Yo, Yuki," The gnome said in a grouchy voice. "The others are looking for you-" Hiro looked up at Shuichi. "Shuichi is that you? You disappeared on us so suddenly! My my your so tall!"
"H-Hiro is that you?" Shuichi asked squatting down so he could see Hiro better. "Aye, it is I. Where have you been all this time?"
"I really don't know." Shuichi said falling from his squatting position to his knee's. "I -I really don't know..." Shuichi looked up at the sky. And started laughing like a maniac. "Hehehehehehehehehe, This is all a dream! I don't know them I don't know them! Hehehehehehehehehe..." Shuichi went into a hysterical laughing fit.
"Next I'll see Kumogoro holding a stuffed Ryuichi doll." And the next minute he was right. A small Kumogoro was holding a stuffed Ryuichi doll. "My life is insane!" Shuichi said walking backwards, holding his hands up. I will pinch myself and wake up. Pinching himself, he found that nothing had changed and he had a pain in his right arm.
"Maybe if I snap my heels together I will be home. Just like Dorthy did in that American movie." And he did just that. Thing was... It didn't work! "No, no, no! This isn't real! It isn't! None of it is! All of it is fake! Maybe... Maybe some stalker fan is playing a sick joke on me!"
Shuichi turned around and ran. Tree's and flower's rushed passed him, Yuki went past him. That isn't Yuki! It isn't! Yuki does not wear pink, and he doesn't talk about nail polish. My Yuki is NOT like that!
That was when Shuichi felt someone picking him up. Blinking his eyes, he saw that he was in the elevator with Yuki holding him. He jumped out of his arms and shouted, "Yuki! Take off that ridiculous pink dress! And wings! Your not my Yuki! Your not! I won't believe you are! Never! Yuki! My Yuki, where is he?"
"Brat, calm down! You've been stuck in this elevator for a couple hours. The firefighters and police were here. Lets get you back to the apartment so that we don't get mobbed by reporters." Yuki said and picked up Shuichi bridal style.
"Your not my Yuki! You aren't! Please let me go! LET ME GO!" Shuichi screamed.
"Dammit brat! Stop fussing like a baby! I am Eiri! Dammit Shuichi Stop!" Yuki commanded and took him up the stairs and to their apartment.
"Yuk, Yuki, Yuki. It is you! Oh, Yuki. I had the most horrible dream ever!" Shuichi babbled. Spitting out what he had dreamed of. When he was finished Yuki was looking at him like he was insane.
"Shuichi you are going insane, take a break from work. You'll feel much better after a brake." Yuki coaxed and walked Shuichi to their bedroom and put him in the bed.
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"Well K. I think that's good for today... Hehehehehehehehehe! We are so evil. Now to post it!" Touma said, and opened up Internet Explorer and went to fanfiction. net, he logged onto their account and uploaded the file and posted it.
"Touma, you are a evil b*****d, I like your style!" K exclaimed.
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Blackrosebunny: Hello another chapter. This chap has NOT been edited my editor is currently in Florida visiting with her mother. So I hope you review even if it is a flame!
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