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This has to be done. As a public service to Gaia, and all of humanity, this has to be done.
If you know me at all, you know I'm on Gaia pretty much exclusively for the roleplaying, and after a year, I have to this to say to the majority of Gaian roleplayers...
Ahem.
I HATE YOU!
I don't get what the deal is with this site that it attracts every single awful roleplayer on the face of the earth like a massive magnet, but for some reason, about 90% of RPers here are GOD AWFUL! (You other 10% should be patting yourselves on the back right now. You know who you are.) Now don't take me for some hate filled RP misantrope, (Despite the fact that's exactly what I am...) I have a few criteria one must meet to get on my RP s**t list.
The first and most influential of these is poor character creation. I am sick of half-demonic angel werewolves. I am sick of orphans. I am sick of those with dark, unknown pasts. And I am most definitely sick of everyone using a pic they got from some manga. I mean honestly, do any of you have a drop of creativity in those burned-out skulls of yours? I'm not even asking for you to make a unique setting, just a unique character, for gods sake...
Also, lets be extremely clear about something. As Final Fantasy VI's Kefka would put it- I hate hate hate hate hate hate... hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE compulsive godmoders! Now godmoding a tiny bit in a humorous rp for humorous purposes can be alright, or if you're the primary villan, but if you are jsut a regular player, don't godmode... please? It drives everyone else mad. No, your missles cannot bore through that mountain. No, you did not just cut off my head with one fell swoop. No, there is no possible way you could get inside me that... HEY! NO! NO!
The final thing is total illeteracy. I can understand the plight of unexperienced RPers, and I can tolerate a bit of bad grammar here and there, but when ervy sentance thatyu type loks lik thiz lol, its not teh 133t, its teh really goddamn stupid, okay? (dragonking, if you're reading this, it's okay, we'll get you through this, man!)
And so I call too action all good, pure RPers of the Gaian nation! We must educate these roleplay heathen! Teach them how NOT to completely rip a character off an outside source! Teach them how their character doesn't ALWAYS have to be uber! Teach them how to spell and use correct grammar! And most of all, do not tolerate poor roleplaying habits in your RPs!
...Oh to hell with it. I'm outa here.
Sandworm · Fri Apr 28, 2006 @ 05:09am · 4 Comments |
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