GC: WHY 4R3 YOU HUM4NS 4DV3RS3 TO NOT L3TT1NG M3 T4ST3 YOUR BLOOD GC: S3R1OUSLY YOUR3 4S B4D 4S K4RK4T TG: adverse to TG: what sorry TG: you mean adamant right TG: as in were not crazy about you doing a full dracula on us TG: i can answer that one pretty simply GC: 1T WOULDNT B3 4 FULL DR4CUL4 GC: WH4T3V3R TH3 ******** 4 DR4CUL4 1S TG: oh a half dracula GC: 1S 1T ON3 OF YOUR HUM4N R41NBOWDR1NK3RS??? TG: thats fine i guess TG: yeah kind of TG: remember when we talked about santa GC: YOU HUM4NS H4V3 W31RD N4M3S FOR R41NBOWDR1NK3RS TG: dracula is just his other name GC: TH3 F4T GUY WHO SN34KS 1NTO HOUS3S GC: HOLY SH1T TG: thats the dude TG: yeah i know right TG: merry christmas GC: N3V3R C3L3BR4T1NG GR1STM4S 4G41N TG: now move your hair little jenny TG: im ******** hungry TG: oh yeah because you celebrated it so openly before GC: DO3S H3 G1V3 TH3 PR3S3NTS 4S 4 SORT OF TR4D3? GC: Y3S TG: yes thats right GC: K4RK4T GOT DRUNK ON 3GGNOG 4ND SO D1D 3R1D4N 4ND SOLLUX GC: NOT PR3TTY GC: >:[ TG: thats a mental image so beautiful god damn TG: you just know im gonna draw that later GC: 4ND TH3N 4NOTH3R YOU T4LK3D 4BOUT HOW RUSS14 W4S 4 L3G3ND4RY PL4C3 WH3R3 1T SNOWS VODK4 GC: 4ND HOW VODK4 1S RUSS14N SNOW TG: you know it TG: i spent many a happy hour in russia as a child GC: C4N 1 GO TH3R3 GC: VODK4 SOUNDS T4STY! TG: you must never go there TG: you need steamtrains to get there from texas TG: hell from anywhere TG: and i dont see any steamtrains around here GC: W3LL GC: ******** GC: >:[ TG: we are in the ******** sahara in the middle of a steamtrain drought GC: 1LL JUST G3T F3F3R1 TO M4K3 1T SNOW VODK4 GC: 1 B3T SH3 C4N T3LL 4LT3RN14 TO DO TH4T TG: she can do that TG: sweet TG: gotta love friends in high places GC: BUT YOU C4NT COM3 C4US3 YOUV3 B33N TO RUSS14 4LR34DY TG: wounded TG: i am TG: hurt TG: if i was that type of guy i would probably shed a little tear maybe TG: but im not so i say to hell with your vodka GC: 4 M4NLY T34R TG: im moving to russia GC: W3LL OUR VODK4 W1LL B3 PL4N3T W1D3 TG: do you even know what vodka is TG: thats hardly a good thing GC: NO GC: BUT 1M SUR3 1TS D3L1C1OUS! >:] TG: dont expect me to hold your hair when youre upchucking crayons TG: im no ones bffsie TG: i will never be your sober patrol GC: 1D B3 PUK1NG CH4LK GC: CH4LK 4ND VODK4 SOUND L1K3 4 GOOD COMBO TG: sweet jesus on a bike GC: WH4T TG: this started with your bloodlust and now youre talking about chugging vodka and art supplies TG: look at this monster i have created TG: what have i done TG: where did we go wrong TG: thats it little lady TG: were taking you to see a counsellor stat GC: 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH4T 1S GC: DO3S 1T 1NVOLV3 CH4LK OR VODK4 GC: C4US3 1 4M SO TH3R3 GC: 1F 1T DO3S TG: no its like TG: oh forget it its fine GC: SO WH3N DO W3 GO TG: we dont TG: stay there GC: WH3N 1T SNOWS VODK4 1M GO1NG TO M4K3 VODK4M3N GC: 4ND D1V3 1N W1TH MY MOUTH W1D3 OP3N GC: D4V3 TH1S HUM4N VODK4 SOUNDS GLOR1OUS TG: you know how bad that sounds right GC: TH4NK YOU FOR 1NFORM1NG M3 OF 1T TG: ******** my life TG: its poison dont drink it GC: H3H3H3 GC: SO K4RK4T S4YS CH4LK 1S PO1SON GC: BUT 1V3 BU1LT UP 4N 1MMUN1TY TG: karkat is a filthy liar and we both know it TG: hes jealous of your chalky euphoria TG: in his dream GC: SO SHOULD 1 TRY TO F33D H1M SOM3 TG: he is the chalk eater TG: no that would probably backfire TG: you can if you promise i had nothing to do with it TG: i think he wants to hurt me GC: 1 4M TH3 CH4LK 34T3R GC: 1TS M3 GC: 4ND SOON K4RK4T TOO TG: medals for you TG: you are really getting this popculture reference thing damn TG: they grow up so fast GC: WH4TS 4 POPCULTUR3 TG: never mind TG: its not food GC: SHOULD 1 4SK ROS3 4BOUT 1T GC: ROS3 1S SM4RT TG: no leave rose out of this TG: rose is santa too GC: SO S4NT4 1S 4 JOLLY F4T M4N, 4 R41NBOWDR1NK3R, 4ND 4 FL1GHTY, HORS3SH1TTY BRO4D TOO??? TG: hes pretty fly for a white guy TG: gets around GC: > confused GC: YOUR HUM4N L3G3NDS SUR3 4R3 W31RD TG: says the girl with horns who eats colours GC: 1 SM3LL COLORS B1G D1FF3R3NC3 GC: YOU HUM4NS 4R3 W31RD C4US3 YOU DONT H4V3 HORNS TG: you lick them sometimes TG: youve told me in great detail TG: how much you love the taste of me in your mouth GC: WH4T GC: TH4T SOUNDS L1K3 SOM3TH1NG 3R1D4N WOULD S4Y TG: yeah youre telling me TG: but we still didnt get around the point of this TG: which is essentially TG: we dont like havent our blood nibbled at because dammit its not yours to nibble at TG: its ours our own bodily fluids why would you want to eat that TG: its just a little creepy GC: 1TS NOT CR33PY GC: 1T JUST SM3LLS 4M4Z1NG GC: L1K3 K4RK4TS TG: why does karkat smell so good in comparison to everyone else GC: B3C4US3 H1S BLOOD 1S UN1QU3 GC: 4ND CH3RRY COUGH SYRUP T4ST3S 4M4Z1NG TG: so he has cherry blood TG: thats what youre saying TG: i thought you guys had to indicate on your tshirts GC: H3 CHOS3 TO H1D3 H1S GC: H3 COULD H4V3 B33N K1LL3D FOR 1T SO H3 W3NT 4NONYMOUS TG: awkward TG: should have come to earth TG: hes obnoxious and irritating hed have fit right in amongst the human race GC: W3 COULDNT W3 DONT H4V3 4NY TR4V3L V3SS3LS TG: damn GC: 4ND CR4BD4D C4NT FLY TG: all outta steamtrains huh TG: wait whos crabdad GC: H1S LUSUS TG: thats his like GC: 1TS L1K3 YOUR BRO TG: parental guardian GC: BUT NOT HUM4N OBV1OUSLY TG: yep okay clear GC: TH4TS PR3TTY MUCH 4LL TH3R3 1S TO S4Y ON TH3 M4TT3R TG: wow TG: poor karkat GC: BUT H3S NOT 4S HORR1BL3 4CCORD1NG TO YOUR T4L3S TG: my tales who are we talking TG: whos not horrible bro or karkat GC: YOUR T4L3S OF YOUR M4NLUSUS GC: H3 SOUNDS HORR1BL3 TG: my manlusus was the bitchtits TG: just had some strange ways of showing it GC: WH4T 4BOUT H1S DOLLS GC: ROS3 S41D YOU W3R3 FR34K3D OUT 4BOUT TH3M TG: ******** sake stupid rose GC: 3SP3C14LLY TH3 D3L1GHTFULLY D4PP3R K1W1-SU1T3D ON3 TG: we dont talk about him GC: BUT G4MZ33 DO3S GC: H3 S41D H3S FUNNY 4ND H3 T3LLS H1M TO K1LL 3V3RYON3 TG: sweet lord TG: ******** cal GC: SOM3T1M3S WH3N 1 DR34M 1 H34R 4 L1TTL3 H1GH-P1TCH3D C4CKL1NG VO1C3 T3LL M3 TO BR1NG 3V3RYON3 TO JUST1C3 GC: 1TS 4 V3RY N1C3 VO1C3 TG: okay am i your therapist now TG: because i prescribe run GC: NOP3 >:[ TG: that puppet is bad news im not even going to bother denying it anymore GC: TH3 PUPP3TS FUNNY 4ND SM3LLS D3L1C1OUS TG: you have any idea what its like when a puppet watches you shower TG: wake up in the middle of the night with a puppet on your face TG: go to the fridge TG: oh hi cal TG: gtfo GC: 1 KNOW TH3 F3LL1NG OF SHOW3R1NG C4US3 K4RK4T W4TCH3S M3 GC: *SHOW3R1NG TG: right GC: 4ND G4MZ33S PUT H1M ON MY F4C3! H3H3H3 TG: not sure if GC: N3V3R H34RD OF 4 FR1DG3 THOUGH TG: should be telling me these things TG: wait TG: karkat watches blind people naked GC: Y3S GC: PR3TTY MUCH TG: top guy GC: > confused GC: D4V3 GC: YOU KNOW YOU C4N B3 CONFUS1NG R1GHT TG: yeah TG: i know GC: 1 M4Y T4K3 TH4T PUPP3TS 4DV1C3 4ND HOLD 4 M4SS TR14L FOR 3V3RYON3 TG: no TG: s**t TG: dont do it TG: stay in the shower TG: with karkat GC: BUT H3 DO3S TH1NGS TO M3 TH4T SHOULDNT B3 DON3 TO S1X SW33P3RS TG: what TG: cal TG: or TG: karkat what TG: sorry what are you telling me here im confused and a little bit concerned GC: K4RK4T GC: H3 DO3S TH1NGS TH4T SHOULDNT B3 DON3 TO S1X SW33P3RS TG: like santa TG: s**t no im serious now what did he do to you TG: do you need a doll GC: > confused TG: point where he touched you GC: 1S TH1S SOM3TH1NG TH4T ROS3 DO3S TO YOU GC: DO3S YOUR M4NLUSUS TOUCH YOU D4V3 GC: L1K3 K4RK4T DO3S TO M3 GC: > confused TG: what TG: s**t GC: YOU C4N T3LL M3 YOUR3 4MONG FR13ND D4V3 TG: how much have you been talking to rose GC: NOT MUCH TG: this conversation stops now GC: SO D4V3 TG: he was a good manlusus ******** those police reports GC: YOU 4ND YOUR FR13NDS W4NT TO JO1N TH3 TR14L TOO? GC: [[OH MY GOG. XDDD] GC: 1TLL B3 FUN 1 PROM1S3 TG: no TG: no TG: stop now GC: WHY GC: SHOULD 1? GC: H3H3H3! TG: there i was being a gentleman and trying to figure out if a handicapped girl was being molested TG: (thats a thing i never thought id say) TG: and you are just shoving it back in my face TG: like cals huge kiwi phallus TG: which TG: of course TG: i know nothing about
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