My name is Kessler. I like electro house, Heavy metal, screamo, Russian artists, and Drum 'n' Bass. If you are curious, I am 16 years young and am Russian Italian in nationalities. I used to live in Russia to age 6, then I moved to Montana till age 16. at 16 I left with my cousin to L.A.. after a few months there I moved back to Russia. In June 2010, I moved back to the states in NY, in the Bronx. I work at a gas station as a mechanic, but my main job now is a bouncer at a club in downtown. I enjoy clubbing a lot.
I am all about expressing myself. I love to try new foods and meet people. but if you are an uppity person, don't bother to add me. I like the company of friends and stalk a lot. I delete random adds. I also like to watch anime. and in my spare time I play my electric guitar.
Yes, I made my profile. Want one? PM me.
LIKES:
punk rock, Drum 'n' Bass, tacos, sausage, PANCAKES, youtube, guitars, friends, Russia, music, PANCAKES. did I say PANCAKES?, Videogames, Parties. Electro House, Techno, Rave.
DISLIKES:
posers, pop punk, Rap (the NEW kind), scene girls (cheap spinoffs of emo and rave), Justin Beiber, cybering racists, old soda, lazy people, anything with an overrated celebrity.
I like to eat pancakes.
I am an avid player of GTA, i know almost everything about the series.
I also like to eat pancakes.
Name: Kessler.
Birthday: 11-07-94
Birthplace: Moscow.
Current Location: The Bronx, New York
Eye Color: Hazel - more on the blue side.
Hair Color: I dye it a lot, but a natural blonde.
Height: about 7 feet.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left.
Your Heritage: I am 3/4 Russian and 1/4 Italian, and damn proud to have no American heritage.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalk Rappers and Nike Kickers.
Your Weakness: Videogames, Pancakes.
Your Fears: Loneliness, Betrayal, Losing money quickly, Being hated by a person for no reason.
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian pizza with some tomato sauce on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Too many.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Holy ********.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder who's house this is.
Your Best Physical Feature: My face.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like sleeping.
Your Most Missed Memory: My first car.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither. Filthy American restaurants.
Single or Group Dates: Single, DUH.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea sucks balls.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: When I'm joking loosely with friends or really pissed off, I will swear in Russian.
Do you Sing: Meh.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup.
Have you Been in Love: Love is a myth like Bigfoot and Nessy,
Do you want to go to College: I went to college as a tour, planning on it.
Do you want to get Married: Really? To an appalling sleezebag needy woman that will only cheat on me for my neighbor, steal my money to buy retarded jewelry and take my dog in the divorce? You answer that.
Do you believe in yourself: Of course. I can take down anyone if I want to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Mountain roads.
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't brag, but I think I'm decently attractive..
Are you a Health Freak: Eh, some days.
Do you get along with your Parents: Well, my father is, well, a Shalava, I hate his guts, and my mom, well, after all the years he abused and broke her, she died in a car crash. Answer that.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms rule.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Keytar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, cigarettes are Cancer sticks.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Marijuana. Out of a hookah.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Meh.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: All the time, I LIVE at the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I don't want to be fat.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Two times.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Guess.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole my cousin's pinup posters.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope. If I do that person will wind up begging for change outside of a McDonald's in a cardboard box.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. I am an excellent fighter.
Ever Shoplifted: Once.
How do you want to Die: With my middle fingers in the air mooning the president.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan and England.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, green.
Favourite Hair Color: I hate black, I do. I love orange hair, blond hair, not bleach blond, and dyed hair, like purple and green.
Short or Long Hair: In between.
Height: Not a midget, but not a skyscraper wither. Not someone I have to lean down to kiss either, like 6 feet or so.
Weight: I hate twiggy freaks that think they are perfect body figures, and fat people are disgusting.
Best Clothing Style: modern, with bright colours and nice taste, with matching colours as well.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, weed.
Number of CDs I own: A ton, seriously, more than WMG makes.
Number of Piercings: Had a nose piercing once, it was gross, so none.
Number of Tattoos: Barbwire on my arm, and the beloved hammer and sickle on my other arm.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A ton of stuff.
I am all about expressing myself. I love to try new foods and meet people. but if you are an uppity person, don't bother to add me. I like the company of friends and stalk a lot. I delete random adds. I also like to watch anime. and in my spare time I play my electric guitar.
Yes, I made my profile. Want one? PM me.
LIKES:
punk rock, Drum 'n' Bass, tacos, sausage, PANCAKES, youtube, guitars, friends, Russia, music, PANCAKES. did I say PANCAKES?, Videogames, Parties. Electro House, Techno, Rave.
DISLIKES:
posers, pop punk, Rap (the NEW kind), scene girls (cheap spinoffs of emo and rave), Justin Beiber, cybering racists, old soda, lazy people, anything with an overrated celebrity.
I like to eat pancakes.
I am an avid player of GTA, i know almost everything about the series.
I also like to eat pancakes.
Name: Kessler.
Birthday: 11-07-94
Birthplace: Moscow.
Current Location: The Bronx, New York
Eye Color: Hazel - more on the blue side.
Hair Color: I dye it a lot, but a natural blonde.
Height: about 7 feet.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left.
Your Heritage: I am 3/4 Russian and 1/4 Italian, and damn proud to have no American heritage.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalk Rappers and Nike Kickers.
Your Weakness: Videogames, Pancakes.
Your Fears: Loneliness, Betrayal, Losing money quickly, Being hated by a person for no reason.
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian pizza with some tomato sauce on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Too many.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Holy ********.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder who's house this is.
Your Best Physical Feature: My face.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like sleeping.
Your Most Missed Memory: My first car.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither. Filthy American restaurants.
Single or Group Dates: Single, DUH.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea sucks balls.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: When I'm joking loosely with friends or really pissed off, I will swear in Russian.
Do you Sing: Meh.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup.
Have you Been in Love: Love is a myth like Bigfoot and Nessy,
Do you want to go to College: I went to college as a tour, planning on it.
Do you want to get Married: Really? To an appalling sleezebag needy woman that will only cheat on me for my neighbor, steal my money to buy retarded jewelry and take my dog in the divorce? You answer that.
Do you believe in yourself: Of course. I can take down anyone if I want to.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Mountain roads.
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't brag, but I think I'm decently attractive..
Are you a Health Freak: Eh, some days.
Do you get along with your Parents: Well, my father is, well, a Shalava, I hate his guts, and my mom, well, after all the years he abused and broke her, she died in a car crash. Answer that.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms rule.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Keytar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, cigarettes are Cancer sticks.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Marijuana. Out of a hookah.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Meh.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: All the time, I LIVE at the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I don't want to be fat.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Two times.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Guess.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole my cousin's pinup posters.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope. If I do that person will wind up begging for change outside of a McDonald's in a cardboard box.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. I am an excellent fighter.
Ever Shoplifted: Once.
How do you want to Die: With my middle fingers in the air mooning the president.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan and England.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, green.
Favourite Hair Color: I hate black, I do. I love orange hair, blond hair, not bleach blond, and dyed hair, like purple and green.
Short or Long Hair: In between.
Height: Not a midget, but not a skyscraper wither. Not someone I have to lean down to kiss either, like 6 feet or so.
Weight: I hate twiggy freaks that think they are perfect body figures, and fat people are disgusting.
Best Clothing Style: modern, with bright colours and nice taste, with matching colours as well.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, weed.
Number of CDs I own: A ton, seriously, more than WMG makes.
Number of Piercings: Had a nose piercing once, it was gross, so none.
Number of Tattoos: Barbwire on my arm, and the beloved hammer and sickle on my other arm.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A ton of stuff.
