Sorry if these offend anyone XD

Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it read "Ouch"

Yo mamma so fat when she walks to her mailbox and it shows up on the seismometer

Yo mamma so fat she wheres a size uhh... lose some weight fatty

Yo momma so fat when she asked for a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean

Yo momma so black she can't even see tomorrow

Yo momma so stupid when someone said that Christmas was right around the corner she went around the corner to find it.

Yo momma is so stupid she put to battery's up her a** and yelled I GOT THE POWER!!

Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo mama so fat she goes out in high heels and comes back in flip flops

Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie

Yo mama is so fat she has to go to Sea World to get a bath

BAM b***h biggrin

Yo mama is so fat that she was walking to McDonald's, she tripped over a pebble and landed at Burger King