The following is a true story, occuring on the date of September 4th, 2008.
I finished college at 2:15pm, and was I glad I did. Computer literacy is an awfuly boring class. "Well, that'll do it for today" my professor said, and we all grabbed out belongings, and dashed quickyl out the door. I went to the campus resturant, and ate my lunch. I had a bacon cheeseburger, delicious. So, I was driving home, listening to the radio, and life was good. As I had planned the day before, I stopped behind a local shopping center to go skate.(board) I was skating this ledge, minding my own buisness, and a man on a motor scooter cruised past, giving me the eek face.
"Well, same to you!" I though, and kept skating. After I was fully drenched in sweat, and exhausted, I got in my truck, and drove to a local Taco Bell. (It's a fast food place for those who don't know) I walked inside, and recgonized some of the patrons. We had skated together before, and we're pretty good friends.
"Sup, mang?" I asked as I walked in.
(Name censored to protect the innocent) gave me the eek face.
"What's up with eveyone today?" I counted 4 people, not including my friend that had given me the eek face in the last hour.
"Why's everyone tripping on me?
My friend took a moment to catch his breath and then he said,
"Dude, about an inch of your c**k, and your balls are hanging out".
I look down, and in sheer terror, realized, my pants had a rip in the crotch. Now, I know we have underwear or boxers or whatever, but I don't indulge in such things. I'm commando, deal with it.
I now, horrified, understood all the eek faces I had seen today.
They had caught a good look at my...well....c**k and balls.
So, I turned a deep, embarrased red, and tried to think of something to say.
"Well, that explains why it's been so breezy today.."
was all I could come up with.
I did my best to act calm as I walked up to the counter to order my drink.
The cashier gave me a eek face, and I nodded and said,
"I just found out too, don't feel bad."
Long story short, a good amount of strangers got a great look at my c**k and balls today..Priceless.
