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Poem by Hells Fury_Heavens Wrath
New Romantic and Sephiroth
Sephirtoh wants to find his mother
But he has already found his one true lover
She says she is special and can run fast.
And defeat his enemies by passing Donkey gas!
He just now figured out he is in love with a donkey.
Right now Sephiroth isn't feeling to Honkey
A DONKEY he thought
A beautiful donkey is what Sephiroth's attention has caught.
He really loves her, this love was no bought.
If he married her, they could run into battle together.
And they would be more harder to beat then....leather?!
They're love will fail is what people bet
Sephiroth just says they are stupid as heck.
Sephiroth, is over the embaressment, over the shame
Now all he thinks is "No more Love pain"
Now The unique could live with each other.
They go through rough, hard, thick and thin, together.
Gorgeous story by Lillinia Harujion
The marketplace was crowded. Of course, this was good in parts, bad in others. Good, because the tall, cloaked figure was simply part of the backdrop. Bad, because the jostling crowds were causing irritation to rise in the catlike eyes, and the gloved hands hand clenched into fists so tight tendons popped, and beneath the material Sephiroth’s skin was white, stretched taut over the bones within. He simply needed to get his sword, and get out. It was anyone’s guess how he lost it, but he had, and he’d traced the blade here. However, he hadn’t seen it, and the smell of sweat and animals from the people and stalls surrounding him were setting his teeth on edge. Lucky, none of the shoppers could tell. He was just one of many cloaked people, and he liked it that way. Ruining his cover would… Would. His train of thought, usually unstoppable, had just… Up and vanished. His eyes had locked onto a thin sliver of metal visible through the crowd, and he knew it was Masamune. He pushed his way through protesting crowds and paused, seeing one of them, a commoner, attempt to lift the immensely long blade. No! How dare they… He was pleased to see that they couldn’t raise it more than an inch, despite much straining and puffing. The stallholder laughed, and the sound made Sephiroth look towards her. He stared. It wasn’t the long, silky black hair that seemed to reflect the light and stroke the skin who’s hue reminded him somehow of plums, yet was such a pale shade it was hard to tell if it really was purple. Although these features were striking, it was the eyes that held him, huge and liquid, with lashes that were so long they were entrancing to watch. She was beautiful, and it was as if Sephiroth was seeing the world in colour for te first time. But no! He must get his sword. Then he could do something about his heartbeat, which was thudding within the cage of his chest. He forced himself to walk over, beset by nervousness which confused him. This never happened to him. He was Sephiroth, the most feared being upon this planet, and… Sooner than he’d hoped, he was standing before her, willing the courage to speak. He realised his face was hidden to her, by shadows and the hood of his cloak. He couldn’t see her face either, and so the logical thing to do was to push the material back, revealing his regal features and blazing eyes, and he watched a slow smile turn her impassive face into a work of art. He bowed his head, two strangers suddenly connected, no-one around them noticing, and she raised a hand which he caught as if he’d been made for doing this, pressing it gently to his lips for an instant, before raising his eyes to meet hers.
“I was wondering…” the words ‘how much is that sword’ echoed through his brain, but his lips formed other words, ones he had never dreamed of saying before to any other girl. “What‘s your name?”
luff from lil.
Written by Hells Furey_Heavens Wrath <3
Once upon a time....wait no, I hate stories that start like that.
Once their was a girl named New......Still boring
Their was a donkey named.......SCREW INTRO'S I'M SKIPPING IT BUD.
Sephiroth and New Romantic were simply in love with each other. So much, that one time they were in battle with Cloud, and New Romantic the Donkey taught Sephiroth the proper way to fight. Sephiroth swung his sword at cloud. New Romantic the donkey shouted, "Now Sexy Sephy, you gotta do it like this."
New Romantic went up to Cloud and slapped him in the face. Cloud dropped his sword.
New started to talk to Sephiroth again, "Now Sexy Sephy, once you've disarmed him, you can go for the finisher. And suddenly....... The Beautiful Donkey did something suprising to Cloud
"Fear the rath of my......" Screamed Donkey.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Cloud fell to the floor.
New talked to Sephiroth again, "And now you have to do the two most important finishing move." New Romantic the donkey leaned toward the floor where Cloud laid.
And then......
*MEGA- UBER SUPER AWESOME ONE THOUSAND NON SUPER NON NOOBISH POKE POKE!*
"See Sexy Sephy? All you have to do is do the ultimate moves on him to defeat him. and now you can do the victory dance on him."
Sephiroth begin talking, "And what would that dance be?"
"You stand on him and start jumping around in circles on him."
"Oh" Sephiroth said with a smile
Sephiroth got on top of cloud and started dancing on Cloud.
New Romantic got out her camera and started to take pictures and whispered, "This is so going on the internet."
Sephiroth almsot heard her, "What did you say my love?"
"Uhhhh, I said we are gonna get married and buying a yacht." said the Donkey lieing.
"Ok's!" Shouted Sephiroth.
"Yay!" Screamed the Donkey, "We gonna be married and we gonna be called King Sephy Sexy, and his beautiful Donkey wife!"
"YAY"
 New Romantic · Mon Feb 23, 2009 @ 02:23pm · 4 Comments |
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