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GWAH! A day in the life of an idiot. By: Your only idiot, me!


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People I have to give stuffs to...
Santa Team-- Snata Hats
Troy913
-x x kyoxtohru x x-
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Zetsummei- I shall find something random... mabey dream avatar related...
Randomness
Costume

Spiffeh-God- Errr....
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Santa Helper

Miss Jii-ya- Paint Brush
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********!
I hate this Christmas...
I thought I was getting a new ipod video since my dad asked what color ipod's my sister and I would want, but no. He goes and gives my ******** sister an ipod, not me, gives her a Fricken ihome which I've been wanting, an external hard drive, scrubs the 6th season which I like more than her, and pretty much everything on MY ******** list.
What do I get?
Random camping crap, including a $110 backpack I don't need that my ******** dad wants, not what I want, and clothes. I HATE ******** CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!
The one good thing about it was that my sister and I got a secod computer.
But I'm pretty much banned for life from it because my sister is an asswhipe and doesn't get off of it, so I'm stuck with the crap a** one that we've had for years. My parents don't give a crap, because the only gifts they got me that I wanted were books. BUT THEY ******** SKIPPED NUMBERS!!! I'm only up to book 16 in Naruto and they got my #25. I asked for +Anima #2, but I get #3. Nobody ******** listens to me, but give my sister, who screams and fights with them all the time, all the crap on my list. I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!




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Scubs!
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Goodbye, World.
I have to play the begining of Never too late by Three Days Grace infront of my class tomarrow.

See you in the other world!




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Vamp. Story ending- Emo/sad...
"I got this for you.." Ramsey whispered, blood pouring out from him rapidly, threads hanging from his hands. "It's my own..." His eyes were half closed, glazed over in his dying moments. His heart, contained in his blood stained hand, was still pumping out his blood, forming a dark maroon puddle in the shaded area of the lighthouse top. The feeble threads, his veins, arterys, his life lines, lead to his chest as blood cascaded down his front. His mouth started to leak the red liquid he had once drunken to stay alive. His empty left hand hung stiffly at his side, his forefinger slightly twitching.

The girl with blood red hair's face lit up in horror and tears as the strobe light of the tower lit up her perfectly clear, pale face, glowing with jewl-like tears. She cried and slumped to her knees as the pale faced, glazed eyed boy infront of her did in unision. "Why?" She half moaned, half cried the question.

"Becase you are my one and only, my love, my soul, my life." He responded, a slight smile crossing his mouth, his chin now scarlet as well. "Take it..." he said, pushing his heart to her, staining he shirt with yet another red blur. "Keep this, and remember me... As your's faithful, forever... I love you, please, preserve my existance, take the little blood left of me, keep my heart as a symbol as my love for you, and keep it close..."

Olivia slumped against the wall, tears running down her face even faster than the blood billowing from the man's chest. "Please no... I can't... I can't..." He hickuped from her tears mornfully. "I can't do this... I can't live without you..." She fell forward, suported by the bleeding lover's stiff arms, hugging his deeply. One of his veins snapped at this and he winced in pain as it to started spilling it's share of blood.

"Do it... For me... For my memory..." he said, holding her forward painfully, staring into her eyes hazily. "Before I die and my blood goes bad and my memory lost..."

She cried and sunk her fangs into his neck, tears running down his back. From the light of the tower it might have seemed that they were deeply intwined into a kiss, but they were not. She stumbled back, crying even harder than before.

"No... No... I can't..." She said, the boy barely alive now.

"You..... Must..." he said, repeating his urgency as he slumped down farther on the wall. "Hurry..." he moaned as she made another bite. His eyes closed, a small hint of a smile on his face, he was now, and forever on, dead. She cried as she broke off the last strands attached to him, the heart shriveled from the loss of all the blood. She put it in he bag, crying and holding her hair, staining it even redder.

"Why...?" She kept repeating, rocking back and forth and shaking, suddenly, her head shot up and her eyes wide, memorys not her own playing in her head.

Flashes of moments together, kissing, sharing meals of human blood, all of Ramsey's memorys. then finally, as if in slow motion his final moments, Ramsey running up the stairs to escape murderous enemys and finally getting to the top. He knew she would be here, she had to come- she must. Suddenly blood seemed to slash into her eyes and Ramsey's hand was in his chest, wincing in pain as he dug around for the right organ to give to his one true love. His eyes grew wide as he reached it, yanking it out and severing thread like veins. he pulled iut out and grimmaced. It was right- right for love- His one true love, Olivia.

Oliva.

Love is but only Olivia....



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I am BATJESUSMAN!
long explaination- there once was a boy who was born from a virgan mother (or so she thought, but god raped her) And he became a super naruto ninja and could walk on water and stuffs, but then people wanted to stab him to a cross, then stabb him with spears and then rob his grave, so he stopped being Jesus and became batman. He was a ritch beesh, but with no powers cuz only someone with jesus in their name could do that. But once the evil nail to cross stabbidy stab stab steal your corpse thingy was over he was going to go back to being jesus. So he did that, but then noticed that the world needed a rich beesh to claim to have supper powers but really only has money. But he didn't want to stop being Jesus, so he became batjesusman instead. Since he has jesus and bat in his name, he could do all his super naruto ninja skills and stuffs and turn into a bat. So he will forever be known as..... (dun dun dun....) BAT-JESUS-MAN!

Is that a bat? No its jesus! No, Its a man! ITS BATJESUSMAN!

So yes, now that I've started being batjesusman, I've gotten questions about how I got the idea of being batjesusman....

-how this conversation got started- I donated 10k total to me friend's giveaway thread thingy...


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You're a generous rich person, like Oprah! Hoolio you could learn something from Ybbor!
I don't like Oprah though! T.T
How about Batman? He has no powers but he has money so he..... is a super hero because of it? Makes no sense but it works!
Yuh sure be Batman! After that donation you can be god walking on water if you want. Actually no that's my job! You can be Jesus on Easter if you want!
But.... that would mean I got like.... brutally murdered and stabbed and stuff.... and then my grave was robbed of my body!
Yeah but you're famous! And your name is in a million copies of teh bible. And you are gods son..... o.o;; the other god! Yeah the other one!!! And um... You have a holiday named after you! Christmas! In which they pronounce your name incorrectly... I'm gonna shut up now...
And whats this crap about me coming back to life??? I DIED! O-O
****So what happened to Batjesusman? Is he alive or dead or in the world in between? *is very curious* o3o
He's jesus, but he stopped being Jesus when they went to execute him and became batman, but then when they were done with the 'stab you to a cross' thing he was gonna become Jesus again, but then realized he liked being batman too, and so he was jesus and batman!

****Hehehe.... we were kinda PMing at the same time.... And they have been lost.... like my life

*****I've pissed off 26754573257 religions with this one post- a total of 2347276439763473478534976542billion offended bishes!




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O-O
Weres my shippuden #25??? T.T



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google- type in [name] looks like
and you get something like this:

Robby looks like a plastic donut and some christmas lights

Jake looks like the annoying drunk guy that has to cram himself in every picture at either a wedding or a party

Hahhahahhaaaa.... that made me laugh...


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