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So, i decided to take a break from writing my story. I went to read some fanfiction as my break, Yu Yu Hakusho. a mistake, for i find a forum littered with crap and laced with mary Sues and yaoi strong enough to make me want to find a spoon and see just how comfortable gagging myself with one really is.

And unable to keep my keyboard silent from my constant clacking at it when finding said injustice, i sat down to write a fanfiction. But rather than do the series justice (which i probably should, now that i realized the only character i had IC with my first one was Hiei and my plot was rather cliche) i decided on another format. One which would be of so much more satisfying to my current craving, a parody.

I've been breezing through writing such short chapters and somehow Kurama has become the main character, him and the many Mary Sues. (Long story. obviously, since i'm working on the twelfth chapter) and this wonderful piece of literature is now part of it.
Ah man, i'm looking forward to the next chapter that focusses on this girl's suicidal sister now. I get to write bad emo poetry!



It remind er ooff a tale from long ago. T'was a tail she waz a part oof. In fact, it wasnt reely a tail a tall. It wus moar of toarturh enflicted upon both her ad her familieis. Dey where on a ship boat were they wuld be shipped off to poart some ship ting. Theyre were wepons and stuf onboard n fact lots of gards width weapons stud next to us pointed wepons at face and we screamed in tarror at seeing four hoppe wuz lost and stuffs four noone wuld safe thum while dhey where stranddedded en teh middel oof nowere.
Dthe screamed ad teh sight of this but nuune wuld hear dem cept Une gard tred two help dem by gettin live boot red die fir escapeh and eh wuz clothes and stuff byt teh odar gards saw hiz plan and shootd and kill fore escaping would be done.
It was like how teh gai save dem earlier. He break into teh spiwit words and fli in and unlock lock and destrawy cave dey were kewpt in. Dey were minind own busyness and playing games and stuff dat dey when BOOM and blowy KAPOW! acshun staw cums in and saveses day frum destruchshin and dOOOOOOm! And it was all lightningy and floody but puddle no deep so dey wade thrugh and shes got wetted dawn butt dey were alive and the sun was all glowy even dough it was reighning and flashs of lights were all glowly and frienging and crashes boomy noises still kept going from almoighty ski abuve us but dat dont matter when dey had been saveded whee!
Becuz he was being all heroic and stuffs came for his trule luff and even dought she was gawne liek windey he kept savin and savin with calls of "all marry shoos peple dingys u c** and be safeses nows becuz i came! Hurreh and cume into ship now!" he lie bout shipbuecuz there wuzz no ship an he was siting on a giant octopuzzy that was sitting on a cow that was sitting on a kangaroo that was sitting on a UFO that was sitting on a tellytubby that was sitting on a raindrop that was sitting on a trombone that was sitting on a squirrel that was sitting on a bpox oh Herhe kizzes and that was eating a whale that was sitting on a tyicycle that was riding an oar. Dey travelled away in the Magic School Bus with Miss Frizzle and Lizzy instead cuz the weirdo with the boomy was being all weird and sad like sky and kept rambing about fishes.
Twas gawd ting two thay lefft weith Mizz Frissle cus ligtnin hit the oar and would split in woulddy half pices so diedday would. And Lizzy screamed "No that was my brother!" and tried to jump out the buzz two safe him but frizzy caught her and buckled her seat belt so safety would rain throughout the land!
ASheads of us aliens were shooting and trying to take down the bus because they were enemies of the system of educatshiunal! But the busz roaled over and spawn ovah and the lazars go boomey too and aliens were ded. "Were need weponds to killded alein nashun!" Exclaimed miss Frizzle with rallying cry "Thiis Is Spartaaaaaaaa!"


Obviously, either school is getting to me, or i read too much fanfiction for inspiration today. ...if you find this at all amusing, i suggest you go look up a harry potter fic called My Immortal if you havent heard of it. It is made of EPIC FAIL
or win, if we're talking about inspiration for parody. It's M-rated but other than the f-word and a lot of badly described sex it isn't that bad.