SO I WAS JUST SITTING HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2 WHEN THIS a*****e COMES ALONG AND THINKS HE CAN OWN ME.
NO. THAT'S NOT HOW THINGS RUN AROUND HERE. I THINK I DEFINITELY SET HIM STRAIGHT.
(August 30, 2011)
CG: HEY, DOUCHEBAG.
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?
CG: I WAS CLEARLY OWNING BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG. YOU LIKE TO STEAL PEOPLES' THUNDER? HUH? WELL I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR a**. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOUR CAT, THEN EAT IT.
TA: ok fiir2t of all
TA: you had about a2 much thunder a2 te2la2 fart2. and 2econd ii dont even have a cat, a22wiipe.
TA: thiird, how the ******** are you me22agiing me, youre not even on my friiend2 lii2t.
CG: IT'S CALLED HACKS. LIKE THOSE YOU USE IN TEAM FORTRESS 2. THAT'S HOW ******** AWESOME I AM, I CAN HACK THINGS. I CAN HACK YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO, BUT I WON'T BECAUSE IT PROBABLY HAS A BUNCH OF GAY s**t AND BEASTIALITY AND GERMANS TAKING MASSIVE SHITS INTO EACH OTHERS' MOUTHS.
CG: AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THOSE 2S? THEY'RE STUPID AND THEY ANNOY ME.
TA: oh a hacker are you? cute. waiit no iit2 actually dii2gu2tiing, nevermiind. jeez kiid you 2ure are a creatiive one, diid you teach the other remediial kiid2 how to pii22 iin the pool wiithout anyone knowiing?
TA: thii2 ii2 amaziing. you and the number 2 have 2omethiing in common. 2tupiid, annoyiing, and wiill never be number 1.
CG: HAHA. DID YOU MAKE THAT ONE UP YOURSELF? YOU'RE A ******** COMEDIAN. JUST ABOUT AS FUNNY AND ORIGINAL AS CARLOS MENCIA.
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE THAN THAT REPETITIVE w*****k?
CG: YOU.
CG: YOU HAVE NOW JOINED THE RANKS OF THE MASSIVE SHITSTAINS ON MY LIFE. GO AHEAD AND GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, SHITSTAIN. AND YOU AREN'T A REGULAR SHITSTAIN, EITHER. YOU'RE A SHITSTAIN THE SAME COLOR OF THAT REVOLTING FONT COLOR OF YOURS.
TA: wow, thank2 dude, ii really needed two know about your diiarrhea problem2. gro22. take a bath, a22hole.
CG: WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T LIKE ME TALKING ABOUT s**t?
CG: OH IT'S ALL I TALK ABOUT. ALL THE TIME.
CG: I WILL TAKE A DUMP IN A BUCKET AND I WILL POUR IT ON YOU.
CG: ALL OVER.
CG: WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? BECAUSE I WOULD.
TA: uh yeah, no.
TA: you mu2t have no friiend2.
TA: ii kiinda feel 2orry for you.
TA: but not really.
CG: SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU, UP TO MY EARS IN s**t. CAN YOU SMELL IT YET?
CG: YOU SHOULD COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A DIVE INTO IT BEFORE IT GETS COLD.
TA: ok je2u2 iid really rather not partiiciipate iin your siick hentaii fanta2iie2 kiid. ii hope you choke iin there.
CG: AND I HOPE YOU CHOKE AS YOU SUCK ON YOUR DAD'S c**k.
CG: THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT DISGUSTING FONT AND 2S EVERYWHERE THAT REMIND ME HOW AMAZING I AM AND HOW AWESOME YOU'LL NEVER BE.
CG: THEN AGAIN, I'D LIKE THAT.
CG: NEVERMIND, DON'T DIE. STAY HERE.
TA: ehehehe whatever help2 you 2leep at niight, dumb2hiit. ii know you mu2t be really iin2ecure about your wet homo dream2, and iit2 hard growiing up and beiing mad about your new pubiic haiir.
TA: but there are people who can help you, and al2o people who cant giive a flyiing ********, liike me.
TA: have fun wiith tho2e aneury2m2.
CG: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP ME? YOU SHUTTING UP AND TAKING THE MASS AMOUNT OF OWNAGE I DISH OUT UP THE a**.
CG: THAT WOULD DEFINITELY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT, IF YOU COULD DO THAT ONE LITTLE THING FOR ME.
TA: ii may drop a few quarter2 for the 2alvatiion army babe2 but that doe2nt mean iill piick up any chariity ca2e from the 2treet2.
TA: hey, pro tiip here:
TA: 3 aleve ii2 a good niight2 2leep. 20 adviil ii2 a party.
CG: OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE BESIDES JOHN THAT HAS INFURIATED ME SO MUCH.
CG: I THOUGHT HE WAS BAD, BUT YOU JUST TAKE THE CAKE.
CG: WHAT THE ******** ARE YOU, A DRUG ADDICT?
CG: ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE GUYS ON COPS THAT HAS HIS SISTER THAT HE KNOCKED UP LIVING AT HIS HOUSE AND FEEDING OFF OF THE ROADKILL SHE FINDS IN THE STREETS?
TA: ehehe
TA: mom alway2 2aiid iid be a tv 2tar
CG: OH, I'M SORRY.
CG: YOU KNOCKED UP YOUR MOM, NOT YOUR SISTER.
CG: MY MISTAKE.
TA: hey at lea2t 2he2 hot ok. ii dont want two know or even iimagiine your mom iif 2he could briing up a lo2er liike you.
TA: 2o now iif you dont miind, even though ii dont care your opiiniion anyway, iim gonna go back two pwniing more of your kiind.
TA: dont talk two me agaiin.
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CG: MY MOM IS DEAD, a*****e.
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