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These are the whacky short stories of the little known magical town of Raritiville. maybe some of my Smashville friends will recognize a character... ((the whole point of this is I'm writing down what goes through my head on a normal day.))


"HUZZAH!!!!" Micheal was jumping all around the place when Steve walked in. "Jesus christ Micheal what is wrong with you?" Micheal looked at him and his eyes went blood red. "I have just created the greatest breakfast cereal known to existence!!!" Steve just looked at him funny. "um.... okay? what's it called?" Micheal jumped into the kitchen and pulled out a stick of dynamite. "Here it is! Micheal's Dynomite O's" He threw the dynamite out the window and sat on the couch. Steve sat next to him... "Okay... Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go to the store. Paradise is the new cashier." Micheal jumped up and grabbed his coat. "TO THE STORE!!!!!!" they both drove to the store.

GOOD GOD MAN WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!! Paradise yelled at the poultry section as Micheal and Steve walked into the store. "YO! Paradise were here." Steve yelled as Micheal switched to the pink text color. Yes Paradise I was wondering if you had any cheese. Paradise appeared in front of the two men. Well! You know who else has cheese? "Paradise I swear to god if you say my mom I'm going to-" MY MOM!!! Paradise said as he threw Steve through a wall. smashing. Micheal said as Paradise sat behind the cash register. He was about to say what he needed but the store blew up. THE END!!! 3nodding