>15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in >there for a long time: > > >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in >people's carts when they aren't looking. > >2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at >5-minute intervals. > >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading >to the rest rooms. > >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an >official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what >happens. > >5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's >on lay away. > >6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted >area. > >7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell >other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring >pillows from the bedding department. > >8. When a clerk asks if they >can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you >people just leave me alone?' > >9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a >mirror, and pick your nose. > >10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask >the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. > > >11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming >the "Mission Impossible" theme. > >12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna >look" using >different size funnels. > >13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse >through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" > >14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, >assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's >those voices again!!!!" > >15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait >a while; and, >then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in >here!
Waterbender2000 · Tue Feb 20, 2007 @ 01:33pm · 0 Comments |