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Okay people, so I was on vacation and Tact was driving to Olympic National Park (I know for those people craving action like me it is REALLY boring. rolleyes ) when suddenly I saw this thing on the ground and screamed
"ROADKILL!!!!"
And I was joking. It was just a piece of wood.
But then Tact said it was a dead squirrell and I was like "Really? I was joking, man!"
But he was serious. DEAD SERIOUS. scream
To make it worse, he started describing the way the squirrel was dead. You know what I mean ( wahmbulance WARNING: KIDDIES DON'T READ ON wahmbulance )?
"Ew, that was pretty gross." he said. "It was all like flat and it's arms were like snapped to one side in an irregular way. And it's stomach was like frikin split open and all these guts were pouring out on the street, and it was all flat because it was run over."

I know. Oh god. And he CONTINUED (WTF is wrong with him?)

"And the head was like squished by the tire and flattened and you couldn't see it's eyes."

Wow. Good going Tact. I can't eat now. scream

But I got back at him because when we were going up the mountain there was all this construction going on and we were like sitting and waiting and totally bored. rolleyes To all you Americans out there, HOW CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT?!?!! scream We Canadians don't have this guy standing with a stop sign for 45 minutes until this flashing car comes and then we follow it for like 20 minutes until we FINALLY see the construction and wonder why the heck the sign was 60 miles away!
So we were driving along (Finally out of the construction) and I told Tact to look to his left. He was driving, so he looked to his left and down the mountain (We were up VERY high, at least 1,000 feet) and he went all white and switched lanes. eek Yeah. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl