Birth of the ninja jesus legend- the ninja jesus bible.
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THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS WERE WRITTEN BY ME. Naruto-hyped, eating carrots, remembered a certian funny thing, and I came up with this. Hoping to set off a fad.
NINJA JESUS- THE CREATION OF THY GUILD
Once, long ago in a place called japan, was a child more beautiful than the very moon. His birth-mother, the virgin Miso, was blessed with such a boy, when the angels of ninja heaven came forth and displayed a heavenly ninjas, so this is what thee spoke- ' let this child Ninja in the night, for he is the son of ninja god'. And thus the angels dissipeared, and the next night, three kages come, bringing gifts. The first, the hokage, gave the child a golden kunai to protect with. The second, the Kazekage, gave the child a diomond skuriken to fight with. The third, the mizukage gave him naught but a name.
'Behold, for this is NINJA JESUS!'
Ninja jesus did travel, and word spread of his grand powers and his ability to ninja in the night. But he had soon lost faith in his battles, when from the skies came a heavenly voice.
'hark, ninja jesus! why have you not ninja'd in the last two days?' And ninja jesus did explain his problem. The heavenly voice replied.
' People will not believe in the ninja way, so let it be done that there shall be a ninja guild!' and Jesus did agree. So ninja jesus gathered all about to witness such magic of a great guild.
And Ninja Jesus cried 'let the holy father endow you with the perfect naruto RP guild!' And lo, a naruto RP guild there was.
Ninja Jesus was not yet finished. he dipped his hands into the spring, and Ninja'd the ladies of konoha, crying 'lo, these females are the masters of the guild!' and it was so.
amen.
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