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The Cat on the Mat is Flat by Andy Griffiths |
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Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred
There was a man
whose name was Ed.
Ed lived in a shed
with his friend Ted.
Ted had a dog
whose name was Fred.
Ed liked Ted
and Ted liked Ed
and Fred liked Ted
but he didnt like Ed.
One morning Fred
jumped on Ed's bed.
Ed said: 'Fred,
get off my bed!'
But Fred
just growled
and bit Ed's head.
Ed saw red
and then
he said:
'I'm fed up
with Fred
always biting
my head!
I'm leaving this shed.'
And he went
to his car
(which was red).
He
jumped in
and away he sped.
Ted said:
'Ed! Come back to the shed!'
But Ed just shook his head
and fled.
So Ted jumped in his car
(which was also red).
But it wouldn't start.
The battery was dead.
Ted stamped his feet
and his face went red.
'Bother! Bother! Bother!' he said.
'I'll have to take the sled instead.'
Ted hitched up Fred
to the front of the sled
(which, by the way,
was also red)
and ran away
from the shed
sped Fred and Ted.
Ted and
Fred
sped
after Ed.
Ted saw
Ed's
red car
up ahead.
'Faster,
faster,
Fred!'
said ted.
Ted and Fred
were gaining on Ed,
but all of the sudden,
Ed stopped dead.
There was
a road block
and a sign that read,
'STOP! DO NOT DRIVE!
BIG CLIFF AHEAD!'
Ted said, 'Fred!
Stop the sled!'
But Fred
could not.
On they sped!
Ted and Fred
smashed into Ed.
Over
the
cliff
Ed
plumm-et-ed!
Closely
followed
by
Ted
and
Fred.
They
hit the water
and
sank liked lead.
Poor Ed
and Ted
and Ted's dog
Fred!
They were
drowning
and almost dead ...
when they were swallowed
by a whale
called
Ned.
'Bother!' said Ed.
'Bother!' said Ted.
'Woof! Woof! Woof!' said
Ted's dog Fred,
as they bobbed around
in the belly of Ned.
Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred
were certain
they were surely dead,
but the
whale called Nde-
who was overfed-
blew Ed
and Ted
and Ted's dog Fred
out of
the hole
in the top
of his head.
Up,
up,
up,
flew
Ed
and
Ted.
Up,
up,
up,
flew Ted's
dog
Fred
and
then ...
down,
down,
down,
they all did
head!
'Oh no,'
said Ted
with deathly
dred.
'We'll hit
the ground.
We'll end up dead!'
'Fear not,'
said Ed,
to his freind Ted,
stretching a
handkerchief
over his head.
'Hang on to me, Ted!'
'Hang on to Ted, Fred!'
and
down
to
the
ground
they
para-chut-ed.
'Thank you,
thank you, Ed!' said Ted.
Thanks to you we are not dead!'
'Woof! Woof! Woof!'
said Ted's dog Fred
as he jumped
and LICKED
Ed's head.
Ed hugged Fred!
Fred Hugged Ed!
Ted hugged Fred!
Fred hugged Ted!
Ed hugged Ted!
Ted hugged Ed!
And
they lived happily
ever after ..
in their shed.
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dont blame me on this layout..its looked like that from the book.
like I said, its better if you read is straight from the book ^^
 Ringmaster Coffee · Fri Apr 20, 2007 @ 03:04am · 1 Comments |
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Tha Cat on the Mat is Flat by Andy Griffiths |
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The cat sat.
The cat sat on the mat.
The cat sat on the mat
and as it sat
it saw a rat.
The cat jumped up
and chased
the rat
around
and around
the mat.
The rat did not like
being chased by the cat,
after three laps
around the mat
the rat said,
'The's enough of that!'
And it went
and got...
a baseball bat.
The rat
chased the cat.
The rat
chased the cat
with the
baseball bat.
Around
and around
and around
the mat
the mat
chased the cat
with the baseball bat
until...
KERSPLAT!
Never again
did the cat
chase the rat-
the cat
was much too flat
for that.
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one of the best poem in that book ^^
its much better if you read/have that book. trust me ^^
Ringmaster Coffee · Fri Apr 20, 2007 @ 02:40am · 0 Comments |
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