b***h-Slap
You are 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
b***h-Slap
You are the b***h-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutal because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to b***h-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The b***h Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummelling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the s**t out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small p***s, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies toward brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a b***h-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odour is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odour remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow s**t.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Results to the Personality Defect Test. :
~Lyccea.
 Lyccea · Mon Mar 02, 2009 @ 02:13am · 0 Comments |
