TOP 5 REASONS WHY SANTA CLAUSE HAS TO BE A GIRL:
1) The whole color scheme of christmas. Green and red are opposite eachother on the color wheel, and are therefore compatable... if Santa was a guy, the holiday colors would also be the colors of his favorite football team.
2) If Santa were a guy, wouldn't ducktape be used to wrap preasents much more often???
3) Would a guy, especially a strait one (not that im homophobic or anything), say okay, im gonna wear red, black, and green outfit with white fur trim?
4) Chirstmas comes the same time every year, not just when Santa feels like getting up and doing it.
5) If Santa were a guy, he'd be getting lost all the time, and having to stop and ask for directions every few states or countries, which means that NONE of the preasents would ever get delivered!!! Which leaves only one conclusion... Santa... is a chick!!! nuff said. xd
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