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The Subway Cronicles: City Hobo
I never got to tell you guys this, but there used to be a regular shop hobo that pilfered through our outside trash bins. That poor thing, I think it died. It doesn't even go to Burger King to pee in the dumpsters anymore (don't ask, but if more than 5 people ask, I'll write about it).
Alright, I'll go and say it- It's a woman.
My first physical encounter with her was when I just started working. I was on the register, and she asked for a cup to drink. I was already shuddering [in my mind, of course, cause I'm totally cool and aloof in public rolleyes ] and she gave me her wilted, wet, and crumpled 2 dollars. Hawaii is expensive like that ;D
So I'm already thinking, "ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, someone ask for change already, ew, ew, ew," *waits for her to leave, then washes hands vigorously WITH SOAP*
Crap. I forgot what I was going to talk about with the hobo.
oh. that. SHE HAS MONEY. but she wont find an apartment. she probably can't find a job, cause, you know, being a hobo isn't a profession. Sure, she can probably get loads of references like, "yeah, she's a hobo, alright"
but that won't get her a job.
who wants to hire a hobo?! unless she'll do it for free food : D and is willing to work in the freezer.
D:
I'll just end the hobo lady story at that.
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