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I've been wanting to do this for quite a while, and now I can! surprised
1.GreenteaIcecream I've been pounced on! And I hear turkey! Ack! So confused! gonk
2.Winged Croc Stop the love! I wanna get off! gonk
3.MegaMagicMonkey Chaotic Nonsense MegaMagicMonkey Wow. Now I want to wear a miniskirt and walk over one of those city street vents and do that girly blushy thing. Then I could slap anyone staring at me. That would be silly. That may just be the point. I'll be sure to wear panties too. wink I'll have to run around the corner and change quickly though, lest I be raped! eek
4.Alexim Mose I'm allergic to pokes!!! *Swells up and explodes.*
5.MissConvicted I feel loved!
In a strange... creepy... human trafficing kind of way.
6.MegaMagicMonkey It was like reading caveman from a german.
7.Canthalina Hey, look, my brain is turning into slime and running out of my ears. Oh well, no great loss...
8. Epstein-barr Nemora MegaMagicMonkey Santacakes? Like Santa in a cake? A cake made from Santa twisted Sounds yummy... 100% Daily Value of Christmas Spirit! surprised
9. Winged Croc Raisins are bananas that turn into apples on any given Sunday in the month of Forever. biggrin
10. PewterKat Your computer periodically scares me when it talks to you. But then I remember what it's trying to say, and I'm like, "Oh. Ok!"
11. PewterKat I hope my coffee didn't explode. o.0; Now where are my socks?...
12. KumarKakarla So... Orange is dead now? gonk *insert crude joke about reincarnation*
13. sarcoz *Revives you with a waffle, and a q-tip.*
14. orangecorvette Confusion is fun.
Understanding is for the weak.
ONLYNOT.
But we're going to pretend to make you feel better!
15. Epstein-barr MissConvicted I feel like I'm going to throw-up.
WHY do they insist we sprint so darn much? Because sprinting makes the world go 'round! Really, it does. The world is powered by people running around in those hamster wheels. 3nodding
16.KumarKakarla *gasp* COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!! *gasp* BEFU, YOU CANNIBAL!! *gasp* I JUST GASPED TOO MANY TIMES IN A ROW!! *has a gasping seizure* *explodes*
17. `squee look over there~~~~~~~~> a distraction i Am a secert Emo ninja.......... I shall now sneak up behind you....... and cut....... myself......... emo ninja
18. MegaMagicMonkey MYSPACE IS EVIL! I have no objections. At least it's not AOL. Satan in binary...
19. Duelist925 .Lazzara the Androgyne. Duelist925 .Lazzara the Androgyne. Duelist925 .Lazzara the Androgyne. MAY-n! Eef yous dink yous dun do no momma jokes, yous WRONGuh. ...I hereby charge you with slaughtering the english language...sentence is...Richard Simmons videos... ...as well as ten thousand years in hell...
Twice daily. With pitchforks.
20. Duelist925 ...I've been licked by an eyeball...I don't know wether to scream or laugh...meh...*Shrugs and licks back*
21. -Chi-Iroi-
OH MYY GOOODNESS!!!
YOU HAVE A SUNFLOWER GROWING OUT OF YOUR CROTCH!!!!!
How do you do that??? Wanna teach me???
rofl ninja rofl
22. umikotheblueelf There is a phantom page. I hope he doesn't like opera! Badum-ching!
23. MegaMagicMonkey This is going way too slow.... If this makes the first post of page 200 I'ma laugh at all of you... Twould be tragic though. Very tragic. Someone who is simply taking so long to post simply to spite and laugh at your efforts to get something that in essence is merely a collection of electrons swriling through a processor.
24. MegaMagicMonkey HEY LOOK! I FOUND THE n****e PRIZE IN MY PRONO FLAKES!
25. umikotheblueelf Nemora *ish covered in confetti* Woot! *boogehs* And now I'm afraid I must go. My bed calls heart Bed: Nemora! Pick up the phone already!
26. Raina Kraven And thank you! my art is fast and crappy! Kind of like my homework.
27.camcorder i came in right after i heard oatmeal.
28. Sesqupidalopobia Velouria Dragoon Sesqupidalopobia You know how I got that toaster....o.o I got a bed now too..... eek HAHAHAH!!!! 4laugh cool you can use the toaster in bed maybe... lol can you do those sorta things with toasters??? eek
29. Patameth -Chi-Iroi- CURLY FRIIIIIIESSSSS!!!!!!!!!
And a burger too, but hey!
Be back... *Uses samurai pro-skillness to cut potatoes into curly fries* Now, I need a cow for the burger... *Puts a cow hat on Chi* Hold still a second...
30. Patameth Neko Samurai ~puffs up and whips out his claws~ Meow. AAAAAAAAAAGH! PUFFING UP! HE'S BIG NOW! *Runs away* Okay, fine. I WON'T serve up Chi-seburgers.
31. Qagmax Chaotic Nonsense I thought it was a stroke of creative comedic genius. Hence why it is in the sig. 3nodding Yay Admins! xd I also found it funny that his name is Chainey. Just don't give him a shotgun.
32. KumarKakarla Hmm... now that I'm a Mantis Head, I wonder if I can... *eats my Gwee*
33. Qagmax WingedCroc Qagmax Got alot of work to do? sad I'm terribly sorry to hear that. But know that the entire RIC will support you in whatever way they can! biggrin Yeah! What Qag said! biggrin Now, to attend to some duties...*stabs myoole into submission and sends him on his way* w00t!! Go you!! *high-fives*
34. Qagmax xd I really shouldn't laugh, but that was great timing. *visits the land of confusion* ... *returns, confused, from the Land of Confusion*
35. Albern Please, I am Albern. Nothing is impossible for me to do. Well, ok, there is one thing. But here is neither the time nor the place to tlak about pants made out of butter.
36. Qagmax Albern *is tackledlicked* Hey, D.
Qag: What is with your outfit? It's my low-budget Halloween costume! I'm a confused alien. Thus, the mixture of male and female clothing, and the pointless handing out of flowers. Isn't it obvious? mrgreen
37. `squee Zururu MissConvicted KITTENS!Oh my gosh. They're so swell, my head could explode. Why do kittens have to be so adorable!? gonk So people get upset when you feed them to gwee.
38. Leo Akahara They are always at fault. Always.
More so than the bloody schools. Actually... Wait. No. The schools taught the n00bs to be what they are. Or rather... The n00bs neglected what the schools tried to teach them, thus...
It's a lose/lose situation.
School and n00b become one... Thus creating... The ch00b.
Don't you ever forget. The ch00bs are always at fault. Always.
39. zz-man27 ninja ninja ninja mrgreen ninja ninja ninja MR.GREEN PUT UR MASK BACK ON!!!!!
40. WingedCroc Writing is like a bowl of cherries: sometimes it's the pits.
41. WingedCroc Darn flood control! I must spam!! scream
42. PewterKat I don't have a dream avi. I merely absorb clothes into my wardrobe. Kinda like an amoeba, but less creepy.
43. MegaMagicMonkey Sweet. With my tux I can finally be a true Chippendale's dancer!
44. Flamufkintator Yes, Im a GD veteran.... one of the only survivors of the current noob fest. My grammar skills and intellegence were put to such a test, that i was forced from my home forum in search for a new land... torn and broken, I searched this site for a new haven.... and now, I have fallen in the arms of this guild. cuddle me please.
45. MegaMagicMonkey Poofing is the number one source of cancer in the RIC. I mean, just notice how poofing is always folowed by smoke.
46. WingedCroc KrazyassKow WingedCroc What are all these farmers doing letting out all their KrazyassKows? Sheesh! Us KrazyassKows rebeled against the constant nagging of the farmer. "Stop knocking over my stool" "Damn that was my face!" "YOU KILLED MY KID!" All they do, nag, nag, nag. rolleyes Awww, poor kows.
47. WingedCroc numberonepuppy this is really random but anyways Does anyone need more answers to life than i do? You mean, 42 isn't enough? o.o
48. Baldavin *pops out of a potted plant* The secret word is banana.
49. MegaMagicMonkey Man, I was finally going to go outside of my ENORMOUS web-dwelling box and join ANOTHER website ( gonk ) called Fly for Free. They wouldn't let me use my megamagicmonkey name! BASTARDS! So I'm like 'screw you' and they're all '...' cause it's a website and can't talk. So I turned on some music and came back here to tell you this! GAH!
50. xthedragonrebornx What is this "school" you all speak of? Is it some kind of mass torture center?
51. Korenth *Runs in as a blazing fire ball of doom* My shoes are on fire! My SHOES are on fire! Oh, for the love of floob IT BURNS! IT BURNS WITH THE FLAMES OF TEN THOUSAND SUNS! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Run around erratically in the midst of his blazing inferno* For the love of Gleeb I think they just fused to my feet! MY FEET! Such resounding pain an torment Dear Glee WHAT is it that i've done to insult thee! *slams into a wall, bursts into even mightier flames, then twitches a few times* ~~~... unh...shoooooooe... urgh...~~~*twitches*
52. WingedCroc Simple text change: It's like a sex change for fonts!
53. Korenth Nemora Korenth Nemora Korenth Nemora Korenth heh i'm simply slow to respond because i'm easily distracted right now sweatdrop heheheh stupid college stealing all my brain cells ^_^ Evil college! *jumps up and down with a hammer in hand* *points to a scale model of his college* will that work? No, but it'll satisfy my lust for smashing twisted eh, what works works ^_^ *whomps model college with hammer* whee *model is "whomped" in to oblivion* Ooh look at all the flattened little plastif people ....... pancakes any one *pulls out pancakes*
54. takamaru_wolven All I wanted for christmas was a gerbil, and what did I get???? @ million dollars!!!! I want a gerbil!!!! *Rips up money*
55. Rob Ekbat De Sebat Leo Akahara Oh, well, that's cool... I think.
s**t. I want coffee... Even if it's midnight. Real men run on porn and rum. Unlucky for me I run on Homework, Lordi, 2 liters of lemon lime drinks, and Orbit's Citrusmint gum.
56. -Kid Karma- I just probed! ...I feel special. mrgreen
57. blue_green MegaMagicMonkey blue_green MegaMagicMonkey I'm in a KoL guild you know... green*twitches* Huh. Apparently green is like Blue's voodoo doll. I don't really know myself... let's try it out! xd
58. PewterKat I am NOT a patient woman! scream I shall now work on my fuzzies. stare
59. WingedCroc *gets smacked in the eye* Augh! My SPLEEN!
60. Leo Akahara Mother of Caivomaxidrokilvaedor! Rob is not only no longer an alien, but he has become...
A WEREN00B?!
WHERE IS DOCTOR ZEKE HOUSE?! WE NEED TO FIND A VACCINE STAT!
CHANGE HIM BACK, FOR THE LOVE OF CAI!
61. Velouria Dragoon Its nighttime and the RIC is sleeping. Its fire breathing chickens have their heads tucked under their wings. The sporks lay abandoned where they were last held. cookie crumbs are scattered on the floor. Above the heads of the sleeping members are little cloud bubbles, showing random selections from crazy dreams. These Crazy dreams are surprisingly intellectual, and extremely funny. Its quite a show for anyone who cares to watch. But nobody stirs. Only a donkey or two is there to witness the dreams, and donkeys don't have much of a sense of humor.
62. chrystiana It has just been brought to my attention that my UFO has a p***s... Aaarhh!!! Beware of my manly UFO!! pirate Oh, and hi everyone! domokun
63. darkmage792 Duelist925 blue_green That's my Darky. mrgreen *pets your head* My precccious... My precccccious! ninja ...Then what that make me...? emo A scarf? sweatdrop
64. Qagmax GreenteaIcecream -appears out of nowhere and jumps on Qags back covering his eyes like a momo- ninja How come I can't manage to purchase myself donation items, but end up with them latching onto me and trying to steal my Cream Soda? gonk
65. WingedCroc Behind every successful man, there's a woman, and behind every intelligent woman sits a Mac.
66. WingedCroc Yes, but squishy like a burrito! domokun
67. sarcoz The twelve days of Christmass as seen by meh: 1. A butt-plug in a pear tree <(courtesy of another friend) 2. 2 free bags 3. 3 rubik's cubes 4. 4 sammiches 5. 5 golden teeth 6. 6 ketsup stains 7. 7 double helixes 8. 8 jumbo cheeseypuffs 9. 9 killer frenchfries 10. 10 empty coke cans 11. 11 broken fridges 12. 12 Tiny-dillos* * A Tiny-dillo is a name me and a friend came up with, as an alternative to pillbugs (some people cal them potatoe bugs, they can roll up into a little ball like an armadillo hence 'tiny-dillo') We crack up every time I bring it up again... so... anyways... *Dies*
68. GreenTeaIceCream Mr. Snow_Man
Morning RIC!
*flicks the lights on*
eek Eww, what happened here last night!?
You guys always leave a mess for me in the morning. scream I tried to bake cookies for everyone... -sniffle- emo -shows you a batch of what looks like coal with smiley faces-
69. Raina Kraven Darkmage, your signature is a lie! Why would god kill a kitten if what you were doing was sometimes healthy?
*Eats a carrot* OH NO! A KITTEN! OH GOD! WHY?!?!!?
70. Tifa is hawt! Silvaros Whoa.....! I think I fell into the void.....What did I miss again? Mr. Manny Man here is trying to be all that and a bag of chips. But he's still missing the bag of chips.
71. Patameth Ink Scarf Patameth The penguins shall have a revolution! Ink, Postal Penguin, we shall take over the RIC! Noooooo! We just lost a third of our army!
 Jake Lupin · Thu Sep 21, 2006 @ 02:47am · 16 Comments |
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