Songs that are all going to be featured on my CD the Ballad of Cait and Rach biggrin
Love you guys.
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CAIT & RACH
RACH& CAIT
WHUR R U
LA LA LA LA LA
*breaks out into chorus*
THEY LEFT ME ALL ALONE
OUT IN DA WORLD
WITH NO ONE TO HOLD
MAN, I NEED MAH CAIT
I NEED MAH RACH
I NEED THEM BOTH
BECAUSE I MEAN, 2 IN BED IS FUN BUT 3 IS BETTERRRRRR
(oohhhh yeah)
BETTTERRRRRRRRR!!!
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HhMhm.
*cough*
-music starts with chimes-
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun (thats the drums)
dee do dee do dee dee do doo dooo de dun dedo(and the guitar)
O RACH, WHUR U GO.
I KNO UR STANDIN SUMWHERE ALL ALONE
IN THE ALLEY OR ON DA STREET GIVEN THEM MEN A FANCY TREET
WHY WUNT U c** HOME AND STAY IN BED
MAYBE GIVE ME SUM HEAD.
BUT OF COURSE YOU WONT
AND I CAN SEE WHY
BUT BABY ALL THOSE MEN ARENT WORTH A DIME
OHH YAH. RACH c** BAC TO ME
PLEASE STOP SELLING UR BODYYYYYY.
BABY I NEED U NOW
SO ANYWAY THAT YOU KNOW HOW. c** HOME
YA YA YA YA.
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my tooth my tooth it hurts so bad
my tooth what can it beeeee
theres a bump in my jaw and my gums really raw
and we think it might just be a mess.
OHHHHH
Yea!
My tooth my tooth it hurts so bad
my tooth what can it be
oh it throbs with a yawn and it stings when I gnaw
and we think it just might be a mess!
Ohhhh Sing it with me everybody!!!
My tooth my tooth it hurts so bad
my tooth what can it beeee
the internet lies and my teachers despiseeeeee
anddddd Iiiiii, cant.....get to the dentist in time!
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my mommy says to brush my teeth
but i just wanna stay on my knees
Rach's p***s is so big
better than that filthy nig's
His is nice, but Rach is better
soft and warm, nice and tender.
dum dun dee doo dot doe doe t doet
Cait is the master of the a**s
her's isnt broken, its known to be famous.
Stick something in, what can it be
Look around baby, just wait and seeeee.
*people in the background sing* AIDS HIV ADIS HIV
boom ca boom do eet do so pop boom ba shaaaaa
Bail is said to have them all
in her bedroom down the hall
with a call she brings them in
filling her head with dreams of sin.
Man those girls can get it on.
Whore or not, they sex till dawn
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ho'kay..
well, this one i call
P. E. D. O. in the dark
Okay so the music starts all romatic-y but at the same time creepy
I stand there a-larkin
watchin you a-jerkin
little boy, don't you see me standing here?
I want so badly to come inside
show you how a real man reveals his pride
Teaching you the way of life, my way
Little boy, with your prostituted posters
let me send you through and emotional coaster
I wanna see you scared and fragile.
I stand here through the bushes
making no noise but the shushes.
Little girl I see you wanting love
I want to show you how its done.
Let me tell you, its loads of fun
I even brought my rubber!!!!
Little girl, with your bright eyes
Let me tell you so many lies
Im not the man you dreamed of, but what you got instead!!!!
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OKAI SO IT IZ TYME 4 SONG TYME!!!
GATHER ROUND CHILLINZ
*GETZ OUT HIPPI GEETARZ*
*HUMZ AND STRUMZ GEETAR && DA MUZIK KINDA SOUNDZ LIIEK NEW SLANG BY THE SHINS*
CAIT AND RACH ARE FILTHY OLD HAGZ
STEALING MY MANZ
ONLI I DUNT KNO Y
THEY WOOD DO THAT
CAIT AND RACH DESERVE TO SLEEP ON DA STREETZ
WIF RATZ EATING DER FEETZ
ONLI I c**t DO THAT
IM NAWT THAT MEEN.
DEY STOLE MY POT. MY CAR AND MY WIDESKREEN TV BOX.
THAT s**t WAZ MINE, NOT THEREZ
YET THEY TOOK IT ALL NOW IM FILLING LAWZ
AGAINST THEMMM
*DOO DO DOO DO DOOO*
CAIT AND RACH WILL END UP IN JAIL
AND I'LL LAUGH AT THEIR BAIL
OF 1 MILLION BUCKS
THOSE THIEFZ WILL NEVUR C ME
& I'LL DIE ALONE.
THEIR GETTING RAPPED IN THE a**
THEIR BUTTS MADE OF MEAT.
THEIR SEATS ARE TO WEAK
TO HOLD IT ALL
SOMEHOW THEY ENDED UP WRONG.
I MIZZ MY RACH. I MIZZ MY CAIT
BUT THEY ARE NUTZ IN THE HEAD
& I CANT AFORD DER MEDZ
SO THEY JUST STAY IN THE
MENTAL INSTITUTION
*ENDZ SONG & DA PARUNTZ LOOK MAD*
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*MUZIK PLAYZ OUT LIKE FDNK.FJbd;FUBRHJFB;djFBH;KDJFBDMSFNS;DKJ ALL METUL AND STUFFZ. AND U C RACH IN DA FRONT ROW HEAD BANGINZ AND STUFFZ. CAIT YER NAWT DER CAUSE YER IN AUSTRAILIAAAZ. DEN DA MUZIK GETZ ALL SEEN AND UMPH UMPH UMPH AND RACH LEEVEZ CAUSE SHE IZ MAD*
DER R 2 LITTLE PPL DAT I LIEK 2 KNO
DEY JUST SIT ON DA CORNER LOOKIN LIEK 2 LITTLE HOZ
WIF DER PANTIEZ ALL SHOWIN AND DER BOOBZ A GLOWING
DOZE LITTLE GIRLIEZ ARE ALWAYZ GOING.
SEX ME IN DA BED AND GIVE ME LOTZ OF HEAD
SEX ME IN THE SHOWER, IMA SPROUT YER FLOWER.
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OH LOOK AT DAT RACH IN DA WINDOW
SMILIN AT ME LIEK A LITTLE HO.
I JUST WANNA TAKE HER HOME.
SNUGGLE UP CLOSE AND PAY HER IN SNOW j**z
OH LOOK AT DAT CAIT OVAR DER IN DA CLEARANCCCE ISLE
SHES SUCH A RAGEDY b***h
SHE DOESNT GET NU RHYME
CUZ SHEZ STUPID.
LULZ
THAT WUZ LAME
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SO DA MUSIC IZ ALL STARTINZ.
AND ITS ALL LIKE BOOP BOOP BOOP
BUT NAWT LIKE DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTOOOOO.
SICK.
YAH SICK.
DATS WHUT I AM.
BUT AREN'T WE ALL?
SICK.
OH SICK.
-RAP BEET-
OH HUR IZ MY RAP ABOUT BEIN SICK. I LIKE YOU TO STAY THERE AND JUST SIT.
WHILE I TELL U A STORY ABOUT WHUT IZ WRONG. WHILE YOU LOOK AT ME A LISTENIN SMOKIN DAT BONG.
I R SO SICK, MY TUMMY B A HURTIN. ALL FROM THAT MONTHLY MONSTUR WE CALL NORTIN. HE B RUININ MAH DAY AND MAKIN HIS WAY, ALL DA WAY FROM WHUR HE LIVES TO DAT TRAILER IN MAH VAG.
WOAH. DAT DID NAWT RHYME O WELZ. LETS GET ON WIF DA STORI.
SO DEN DERZ DA CRAMPZ AND DA ACHEZ
MAKIN ME STIFF AND WISHIN I WUZ AL MOVABLE AZ A SNAKE.
SO BECUZ I SO SICK DIZ IS WHUT I DID. TO SO DEM PEERZ WHY I WUNT NO BEERZ.
KAY.
-MUZIK TURNS TO TALKIN-
MY FEETZ R COLD
AND I WUZ OUT OF IT ALL DAY.
I WUZ GOING TO THE BATHROOM, AND THROWING UP ALL DA WAY.
SOME CHICK FLUNG PIZZA SAUCE AT ME, GOT IT ON MY SEXI
36 DOLLAR GREEN AMERICAN EAGLE HOODIE AND I DID NAWT YELL AT HUR WHEN I SHOOD HAV, BUT I DID NAWT BECUZ IT WOOD HAV MAYDE ME LATE FOR FRENCH CLASSSSS.
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Sitting there staring at my screen
all of a sudden i seem quite scene
tosing my hair and painting my nails
camera pics and myspace mail.
dun dun do do dun do deeettttt.
studded belts and rockstar drinks
to be scene you don't have to think
just snort that line one more time
and bob your head to my rhyme.
Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear.
God, those boys just wanna stare.
They want their chance in my bed
To bad for theme, they'll just end up dead.
Obscene kids know how to get down
on the floor to the ground
shake your skin all around
on you'll come back for another round.
lipgloss, myspace links
being scene, you dont have to think
so snort that line one more time
and bob your head to my rhyme.
