The Liger said, "Hi, tiger! I'm a liger. Who are you?"
"I am Mr. Potato Tiger and I like cheese. Cheese is my favorite thing to eat," said the tiger.
Then this cheese came by and the tiger snatched it like a mouse. But there was really a mouse in it and he was afraid of mice. Now, enough about the tiger, okay. I'm a liger. I like bread.
Then, out of know where, Mark Twain came galloping out on a mule screaming that the British were coming. So the tiger and the liger screamed, "Who are the British?" Then, Chester Cheeto came with a sticky note that said, "I am British."
So then Mark Twain said, "Kill Chester Cheeto!"
And Chester was like, "No, don't kill me! I was just kidding!" But Mark Twain killed him anyway. What a sad, sad day for Chester. emo