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6/31/07

In response to my last Journal, this is what happened 'the next day.'


Today, Ronha and I got out of his hot tub, and he was about to go inside when he picked up his shorts (he still had his bathing suit on idiots) and TA DA! there was a little toad. Ronha and I thought that it was a nice little toad, but NOOOOO it turned out he was a sneaky ******** russian, and he was a poisonous one. So Ronha picked up a pool skimmer, and i picked up a lighter, and we tried to get him out of the yard. While this is happening, Ronha is yelling "GEEEEET OUTTA HERE!!!!" in a high pitched voice to the toad, followed by me saying "Or i'm going to burn ya!" needless to say, the toad eventually agreed to Ronha's pool skimmer...bad idea. Ronha is slightly blind....and so, as he flung it about 10 ft. above our heads, it comes flying back down onto the edge of his porch with a nice cracking sound. It then falls over the edge and onto the ground....this then makes me pick up a longer pool skimmer, and try to fling the half dead toad into the dumbass neighbors yard so that one of there 7 dogs and a dingo can eat it, choke on it, cough it back up, die 3 months later, and the process would repeat itself for every dog and the dingo. but ronha wouldn't let me, so we left the half dead toad there.....i think its still there too.

moral:
its always better to ask nicely before you shoot something....unless your blind and you have a pool skimmer. then you might as well shoot it too.