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Ayako-sama: Kyo? Where are you Kyo?
(Ayako-sama staples a 'lost' poster to a tree.)
Ayako-sama: Excuse me sir have you seen my friend?
Slightly Ominous Man: No little girl I haven't. Why don't you come with me and I'll help you find him.
Ayako-sama: No, I'll look by myself, thank you anyways. Please keep an eye out for him though.
(The Slightly Ominous Man walkes off in one direction and Ayako-sama walks off in the other. After a while she hears a pathetic mewling noise coming from the alleyway.)
Ayako-sama: Kyo? Is that you?
(She spots Kyo lying in the alleyway unconcious, with a young kitten sitting on his chest. Kyo is covered in cuts and bruises.)
Ayako-sama: Kyo? Answer me Kyo!
Kyo: Huh? Ayako, is that you?
Ayako-sama: Kyo, thank god you're okay. What happened?
Kyo: Some guy was torturing this kitten and when I tried to stop him, he decided to beat me up. I've been weak all day from the rain, so he did a pretty thorough job.
(Ayako-sama hugs him)
Ayako-sama: At least you're alive. C'mon, let's get you home.
 Ayako-sama · Fri Sep 01, 2006 @ 03:13pm · 0 Comments |
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Ayako-sama: Well everyone, I'd like you to meet Kai's replacement. His name is Kyo. heart
Kyo: What in the hell am I doing here?
Ayako-sama: I rented you from Shigure, to pay off the damage you did. Don't worry, after today you could burn his whole house down and not owe him a single cent.
Kyo: Really?
Ayako-sama: Yup. Hey, can I turn you into a cat?
Kyo: NO!
Ayako-sama: Why not? My zodiac symbol is actually the cat.
Kyo: There is no cat in the zodiac.
Ayako-sama: Yes there is, the vietnamese zodiac replaces the rabbit with the cat. Therefore I am a cat.
Kyo: Really? Okay then.
(A loud poof is heard and suddenly two cats are sitting on the ground. One with orange fur and one with blue/green fur.)
Ayako-sama: What in the hell just happened?
Kyo: I have no idea.
Ayako-sama · Tue Aug 29, 2006 @ 03:24pm · 0 Comments |
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Ayako-sama: I hate you Kai!
Supreme Overlord Kai: WELL DUH! I figured that you'd hate me after I locked you in a closet.
Ayako-sama: That's it, I'm replacing you Kai. Everyone, you can expect to see a new face on here tomorrow, because Kai is so outta here!
Supreme Overlord Kai: Just try it, stupid wench.
Ayako-sama: You'll see.
Ayako-sama · Mon Aug 28, 2006 @ 03:04pm · 0 Comments |
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Supreme Overlord Kai: HAHAHA, I locked that stupid girl in a closet. So today I have this journal all to myself! HAHAHA! And I have decided to imitate a human. 'Hi, I'm Ayako-sama and I'm a pathetic mortal. Blah blah blah. I like to eat turds. Blah blah blah. Supreme Overlord Kai is the greatest.'
Ayako-sama: (Currently locked in a closet) KAI I HEARD THAT!! YOU'RE GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!
Supreme Overlord Kai: (One who locked her in the closet) HA! You think you can do anything to me?? Yeah right, you're just a weakling mortal.
(Sounds of a door shattering in the background)
Supreme Overlord Kai: Uh-oh, gotta go. Bye.
Ayako-sama · Sat Aug 26, 2006 @ 03:57pm · 0 Comments |
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Ayako-sama: Today I'm happy, I did a good deed. And that is my one for this year. I fixed my friend's Gaia account because she couldn't. So yay everyone happ...
Supreme Overlord Kai: PATHETIC MORTAL! You take credit where no credit is due. You can't fix anything, I did all the grunt work. Stupid humans and their stupid feeble minds.
Ayako-sama: Kai would you please stop ranting about mortals and help me with these boxes?
Supreme Overlord Kai: See! I told you she can't do anything without me! HAHAHA! GOODBYE STUPID HUMANS!
Ayako-sama · Thu Aug 24, 2006 @ 03:02pm · 0 Comments |
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Ayako-sama: I welcome you. For if the title of my journal didn't scare you off then some of my posts just might. But as for now I'll keep the Insanity level at a three so as not to scare off the new people. Be forewarned though. The level of Insanity is constant...
Supreme Overlord Kai: WARGH! I have taken over this pathetic human's body. Her feeble mind was no match for my superior intellect. My name is Kai. You will address me as the Supreme Overlord Kai or I shall use this nifty pink rubber thing to erase you...
Ayako-sama: Kai, shut up and stop taking over my body. Besides, how many times do I have to tell you it's an eraser! God. Oh and by the way, I'm blaming you for scaring away everyone Kai. If there's anyone left out there...
Supreme Overlord Kai: Goodbye pathetic humans! MUAHAHAHA!
Ayako-sama · Tue Aug 22, 2006 @ 06:59pm · 2 Comments |
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