1. "I die without you"- Rent
2. A Man A Plan A Canal Panama (spell it backwards)
3. Women live next to two neighbors that listen (points to ears) men live next to
two nuts"- Modivational speaker
4. "If the guy's hotter than me then he has to do me, but if i'm hotter than the guy
i have to do him... it give me self-satisfaction"- Friend
5. "We may be sitting down, but we're giving you a standing ovation"- The
Producers
6. "These guys take off their clothes at every body of water they see"- Class
7. "Life is unfair, my life is unfair, therefore my life is perfect" - ex-boyfriend
8. R.S.V.P. stands for "responde sil vous plait"
9. "Don't make me be the royal female dog" -teacher
10. "Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to thier level and beat you
with experience" - ex-boyfriend
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