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Santa must die volume 2
'Jingle death'
Dashing past the trees, in his flying sleigh
dropping gifts as he runs, fearful all the way
chains on pit bulls ring, making Santa cry,
oh what fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight!
/Chorus /
jingle bells, shot guns ring, smashing threw the way,
O what fun it is to chase this fat-man down today.
Jingle bells, shot guns ring, smashing threw the way!
O what fun it is to chase this fat-man down today.
/end chorus/
A day or two ago, I thought I’d take a ride
And soon my little pit had seen an interesting site;
The deer were confused and lost, that fat man at the wheel,
so I decided it was time to go and give my pet this meal.
(Chorus)
A day or two ago, the story I must tell
I released my chain and on he go a racing to get a bite!
A gent was riding by in a one horse open sleigh,
He laughed as Saint Nick lie sprawled and Dexter ripped his a** to hell!
(Chorus)
Now the ground is now red as Santa’s blood soaks threw,
Tell a friend today and sing this slaying song;
Just grab yourself a hound for the night is still quite young,
Hitch him to your sleigh for Santa roams the night!
(Chorus)
every time you touch yourself god kills a kitten. |
