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A story I wrote for someone requesting story time on iScribble. Here's the story as well as the comments made on it whilst telling this grand tale of morals:
TSOBTT without comments.
piscesfox: someone tell a stroy
piscesfox: story..
cleanminded signed out.
RaveKitty entered this board.
xR0XAS: Once upon a time...
xR0XAS: There was a toilet.
xR0XAS: His name was Bob.
xR0XAS: Bob was a very happy toilet.
piscesfox: O.o
xR0XAS: But he didn't like the fact that people used him when they needed to release their waste.
cleanminded entered this board.
haiiroinu: happy toilet
xR0XAS: So, one day, Bob, being the OCD toilet that h was, went on a stark-raving mad rampage.
xR0XAS: *he
RaveKitty: bob sooned killed someone with an knife.
RaveKitty switched to the lobby.
piscesfox: wowza
xR0XAS: He didn't get very far as the internal plumbing that kept him alive didn't go very far.
haiiroinu: aww
piscesfox: poor bob
xR0XAS: But the next time some one attempted to use the bathroom would he shout, "TAKE A CRAP IN ME AND I'LL TAKE A CRAP IN YOUR BED."
xR0XAS: Although how he could do that, no one knew.
xR0XAS: So none of the people took him seriously!
piscesfox: oh no
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Bluekit entered this board.
Bluekit: Hiya
piscesfox: hi
xR0XAS: He became frustrated and began to have plumbing issues, and the water in his eyes would often overflow, dampening the floor quite regularly.
Bluekit: I've never drawn a wolf, but can I draw?
xR0XAS: Then one day, the people took a plunger to poor Bob's gut, and he was never the same again...
piscesfox: !
haiiroinu: ...this is a sad story
haiiroinu: lol
xR0XAS: xD
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xR0XAS: He had to take medication now to ensure his regularity, but the medicine made him unresponsive a vast majority of the time.
Wildheartz entered this board.
Bluekit: can I draw...............
piscesfox: im gonna cry
Wildheartz: hi!
xR0XAS: And eventually he stopped working all together...
Bluekit: I draw anyway............
cleanminded: yes
sodamac switched to the lobby.
Bluekit: hiya
haiiroinu: ;-; no, its too much!
swdne switched to the lobby.
Wildheartz: who drew the gray and cream wolfeh?
haiiroinu: oh, hi there! bluekit
Bluekit: XD
Wildheartz switched to the lobby.
haiiroinu: uhm cleanminded drew the cream colored one
cleanminded: i did o3o
xR0XAS: The people realized his critcal condtion and took poor Bob to the nearest plumber, but it was too late--Bob was beyond repair at this point in time...
K.C entered this board.
haiiroinu: not sure about the other one
piscesfox: no no n o!!
haiiroinu: no! it can't be too late!
haiiroinu: not Bob! D:
Bluekit: haiiroinu u might need to get off the little sleepy button thing
K.C switched to the lobby.
piscesfox: bob dont die on me i need you!
haiiroinu: ...what
xR0XAS: The plumber was quite sure that Bob would die any day now...
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piscesfox: nooooooo
haiiroinu: o-oh! I see what you mean XD sorry
piscesfox: please bob, you can make it, dont give up now
haiiroinu: I have faith in Bob...
xR0XAS: The plumber kept an eye on Bob for an entire week to check on his health issues.
Bluekit: Okay, sorry, but Bob???????????????
Bluekit: Who beith Bob?
xR0XAS: Anyone want to tell Blue while I continue the story?
haiiroinu: a toilet in the tragic story xROXAS is telling
haiiroinu: xD
piscesfox: bob is dieing sad
haiiroinu: yes sad
Bluekit: oh............
xR0XAS: He didn't get any better nor worse during that point in time.
piscesfox: bob u can do it!
haiiroinu: so there's still hope!
Bluekit: GO BOB!
Komo switched to the lobby.
piscesfox: dont give up bob, you know you can do it!
xR0XAS: Just when all hope was lost (and almost all of the people's money was spent on Bob) did they suddenly discover the problem: some silly person had shoved a cat (which was still alive) down his pipes, and he was simply choking on that alone--although the constant depression probably didn't help!
Bluekit: Oh My God!!!!!!!!!!
haiiroinu: so Bob will live?!
cleanminded switched to the lobby.
piscesfox: and the cat, what about the cat?
Bluekit: Bob! Bob! Bob!
piscesfox: will they all be ok?
Bluekit: Retarted people....................putting cats inside Bob!
piscesfox: i kno!
haiiroinu: srsly
Bluekit: why can't they put it in Joe!
piscesfox: fff yeah
haiiroinu: •O• who's Joe?!
piscesfox: i don know
Bluekit: I don't know who Joe is
haiiroinu: ...he can be the chimney, or the sink
xR0XAS: With the plumber's valliant effort was the kit-cat safely pulled from Bob's pipes. This required quite a bit of repairing after such an extensive maneuver, and so Bob was monitored for the next few days.
piscesfox: garbage disposal
Bluekit: Theres a Joe in the youtube video Screaming eggs
haiiroinu: yes! garbage disposal
piscesfox: bob!!
haiiroinu: yay recovery
xR0XAS: There's quite a few Joes in the people's house; one is a garbage disposer, but the other is a microwave.
Bluekit: Bob! *crys in happiness* you-you did it!
piscesfox: hugs bob- i love you
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xR0XAS: Bob made a full recovery and learned to keep himself calm.
Bluekit: I wanna Bob! Instead I'm stuck with patatoe people
piscesfox: YES YES
piscesfox: YOU MADE MY DAY, IM SO HAPPY NOW
haiiroinu: yay
piscesfox uses bob
Bluekit: I have learnt two things here today
xR0XAS: And Bob never had another problem after that!
piscesfox: much better
knightspirit46 switched to the lobby.
Bluekit: 1) I can't draw wolves
Bluekit: (actually 3 things)
Bluekit: 2) I like patatoes
Bluekit: 3) Bob will always live.
piscesfox: bob smile
Bluekit: THERE IS A LITTLE OF BOB IN EVREY PATATOE PERSON!
Bluekit: XP
xR0XAS: Yes. Bob--despite being rather moody from time to time--learned from his mistakes and is now a better toilet than ever before. biggrin
haiiroinu: -gasp- i just realized those things in myself! *0*
Bluekit: I wanna toliet like Bob!
piscesfox uses bob
haiiroinu: better toilet!
Bluekit: *crys for a Bob of her own*
haiiroinu: haha
piscesfox: http://piscesfox.deviantart.com/art/My-Life-145455546 picure of me and bob together forever
haiiroinu: epic win
Bluekit: Where can I take a picture with Bob?
piscesfox: biggrin i love bob!
haiiroinu: lol like pictures w/santa
Bluekit: goodbye. Gtg!
piscesfox: by
xR0XAS: Bye!
haiiroinu: bye bye .......me too
Bluekit: *crys as mom drags her away from the computer*
xR0XAS: There's a little bit of Bob in every toilet... remember that!
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haiiroinu: xD
 truck freak · Tue Dec 15, 2009 @ 02:09am · 0 Comments |
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