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God created the earth in 7 days.
On the first day, he created light. He saw this was good and was happy.
On the second day, he created the water of the planet. He saw this was good and was happy.
On the third day, he created the land. He saw this was good and was happy.
On the fourth day, he created the stars of the galaxy. He saw this was good and was happy.
On the fifth day, he created all of the animals. He saw this was good and was happy.
On the sixth day, he created Man. He saw this was good and was happy.
On The seventh day, he lookd back on his work, saw that everything was perfect and rested.
But, on the eighth day, he looked again, and realised that all was not good. He didn't have anyone to control the wild and freaky creature known as "Women", and all of the other lame busters known as "Men". So, on this day, he created the Pimp, who he fashioned in the best pimped out suites he could design so that their presence and dominance would be felt by all who set their eyes on them. He saw this, and was happy. But... after he realised that he didn't make a pimped out suit for himself, he just shrugged and said "Well... I guess everyone can't be a Pimp".
But, a Pimp DOES have a Pimp suit, and that therefore, places them one step higher than God. So, that is why a Pimp is revered as God to his Ho's and the other Busters.
Can I get an A-Man? Chuuch.
 .B.A.N.K.S. · Thu Jan 04, 2007 @ 04:31am · 0 Comments |
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Pimp Yo Fit:
Step #1: If you gonna work the art... You gotta look the part! Drape up from the floor up and kill those tired-a** old kicks. Sport some gators for the true capers. As for your bottoms: Room is the key, cuz real pimps let it hang free. Make sure your shirts are pressed up and keep poppin those collars. Oh yeah... capes are the s**t but don’t get it twisted... furs are the way to keep those Ho’s interested.
Step #2: Hook up’s are the s**t. Like your pimp stick... It’s a crucial hook up cuz chin checking and knuckling back are tools of the trade. So tilt your brim when you dealin in skin, cuz dome pieces let 'em know you paid. Then bling-bling-a-bling-a- bling cause no Ho can resist a platinum and diamond beveled ring.
Step #3: Peep game: Don't forget to take a shower! Cuz smelling so fresh and so clean ain't just a song homie... It's knowledge! Crack open a bottle of Jean Paul Gaultier or some other fine pimp fragrance.
Pimp Yo Ride:
If you riding in a rust bucket... It’s time to say "******** It". Cuz no Ho works all night long, brings dough from Joe Blow and sings that song. So throw it in the gutter and go buy another.
You ain’t gotta be in a Caddie to be a Pimp Daddy. Just make sure it’s clean. When in doubt... Chevy Cutlass it out. Tint that s**t first thing. Next, slap on some rims that spin... That’s how you start to get that skin.
Now step inside and peep yo ride. It’s sheep skin covers for bang’n ruckus... But fur dice and plasmas make your s**t the toughest. One last thing: Keep pimp-in yo ride from the outside-in and the Ho’s will know you're pimp-in skin.
Pimp Game:
Pimp-in is a mind set... And you need to check yours. When you know you pimpin, I mean really know your pimpin, the Ho’s will too.
Game or (Pimp Juice) as it is sometimes called, is like your mojo. The kind of s**t *****’s kill fo. So peep the Pimp Game... By now your style should be in order and when you look like a pimp you can start to feel like a pimp.
You keeping up with the Bishop homie? Chuuch... Time to move on to the Ho's.
Pimpin Ho's:
With pride you enter a room... Knowing every Ho sees you, and with style you glide through. But pay those Ho's no mind. Cuz as you peeped when you came through, know those Ho’s peeped too.
But don’t get it twisted, all that glimmering ice got those Ho’s listen’n. When the Ho’s come to holler, break 'em off Game that’s proper. Ask the questions, then listen, she’ll tell you her saga. Be her counselor, psychologist, priest and her father. Then she'll be that ho... now that’s the Don Dada.
Pimpin Ain't Easy, but it's fun as hell! Chuuch! Can the Bishop get an A-Man?
.B.A.N.K.S. · Mon Jan 01, 2007 @ 12:17pm · 0 Comments |
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