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Trapped With a March Hare |
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Well, I have yet ONE MORE odd description of a dream I had last night.
I was trapped in this HUMONGOUS mans-NO! Castle! You know, buildings and a garden too. Well, I apparently went in with the March Hare and we walked around to the point that we got lost. Then, when we were walking in the garden maze, this guy came outta no where and the March Hare sided with him. He was aparently a thug with a gun. I was running ALL over the castle trying to find a way out, but to no avail. Somehow I wound up at the very top of the castle where the March Hare and the thug were holding their guns to this shadowed figure (For some reason I knew he was bad). I had now a black Python (Which in case you didn't know, is the level 3 upgrade of the Magnum in the Godfather game.) I aimed it at both of them and they told me he was keeping us here. He broke away from them and ran to the top. They were about to go after him, but I insisted. I followed him to the very top of the building where he was standing on the edge of the building. He threatened to jump. I walked a step closer with my gun down and he jumped. When he did, I ran over to see him land. The March Hare walked up next to me holding a glass of Whiskey.
"What a shame", he said, "He was drunk on the top of his castle. Poor Mad fellow."
And with that he dropped the bottle so it would land next to the body. Then three police men appeared on the ledge as well and said "I wonder how he did it. My point of view changed to that of the officer. He put the butt of his gun on his forehead and jumped. ...It was so freaky. Falling for so long. Then I woke up.
I wonder...should I start keeping track of every weird dream I have...YES! It's cool to look back on and even cooler to see comments from. Well, till next time.
 Bigbaddave · Wed Jan 17, 2007 @ 01:10am · 0 Comments |
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Sometimes...I wonder if people are slipping drugs into my food, or if I'm just plain insane. Though I may act the latter, I know it isn't truly true. Though I do get hyper, I'm not the ";LASKJDF;LSKJ" type that bounces of cushiony walls in a nice new jacket.
Anyway, I had a dream last night. It was quite weird. I was walking around on this dark stormy night, passing trees and the traditional spooky looking stuff. When I look down and I realize that I am dressed like Ash (Not Ketchum! Ash "Hail to the KING, baby! That one), but I had both hands. Suddenly, lights illuminate this giant castle in an eery greensih glow. Somehow, I knew it was Doctor Doom's lair. A giant pond seperated my path from it. From the now illuminated pond came two sorta fishlooking things. I chucked a greande in the water and they exploded and a plastic bag landed in my arms that said "Property of Doctor Doom"
I turned around and there was this girl wearing pink *ahem blush* lingerie. (No, this does not turn into a porno from here on out...unless you have a really weird fetish). All I can really remember about her now is she had big blue eyes and light brown hair. She was crying, and in a totally not Ash way I said, "What's wrong?". She said that Doctor Doom had stolen a sperm sample from me, and egg from her, and was experimenting on baby clones in his lair. For some reason, this angered me. Maybe because she kept referring to them as HER babies. (Which was fine with me, lemme tell ya.).
So we ran around the lake which had a dock walk way now, and found Nolan. He was older looking though. Wearing old timey clothes and speaking with a british accent. He came along being that old fart that always like "Turn back", "Why bother?", and of course "We have no chance". Suddenly, these Saint Bernard sized Dog/Fish genetic playthings pop outta the water. The girl runs off and I'm stuck with Mr. Yemmery pants whimpering behind me. I shot a few with my machine gun (Which had a chainsaw on the end of it, YES!) and knew there was one more. I turned around to find Nolan about to fall into the lake with some more of the creatures, being frightened in by another one. I was outta machine gun ammo, and the clicking cued him to run at me. I threw it to my side, pulled out my shot gun and shot it just as I bit my shoulder. Nolan said "Good thing you had that long white gun, or we would've been hurt." I showed him my wound and for some reason it wasn't a big deal to me.
Walked back to the base and suddenly the chick blames me for the babies being in Doctor Dooms castle. Dissappears. I'm walking up to the castle alone now, when a car appears under me (Like on a ride, you know...with the track?) I'm riding with the creepiest music playing closer and closer to the castle, I'm so freaked out, I feel like I'm going to throw up and two notes from the song, wake me up.
"BEEEEP! BEEEP!" they repeat and I wake up. It was my alarm clock. I woke up freaked out. Does this mean I'm insane? Or should I NEVER not watch my food?
Bigbaddave · Sat Jan 06, 2007 @ 01:33pm · 0 Comments |
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Well, it's been so long since I've said somethingyou probably thought I was dead. Anyway, I've been pretty well. Got a halloween costume...I want some better shoes and socks though. pretty nice though, isn't it? Anyway, I wanted to say that my Junior year is FREAKIN' SWEET. I'm Taking German with the greatest German teacher of all time. He's hillarious. I really feel like I'm doing well in there, too. Ich heiBe Peter. Ich spiele Xbox 360 und liebe mein Frau, Cynthia (Sie sprechst "Espaneol" wink . Ich habe ein sehr gut freundin heiBt Jennifer. Sie is sehr WUNDEBAR! Ich liebe meine freundin alles.
German time over. I've started getting into web comics and recently even considered making one. Um...I forgot why I came here to type...maybe it was to show off my awesome German II skills. Also to let Cyndi know I love her and that JENNY NEEDS TO CALL ME SOON! You really can't expect me to do it every time! cheese_whine sorry... cheese_whine moment. I am a dramallama . Well, I hope you liked this entry. COMMENT NOW! stressed
Bigbaddave · Thu Oct 05, 2006 @ 01:31am · 0 Comments |
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I had a weird dream. I dreamt that I was at my friend Keith's house and we were hanging out on his roof (which for some reason led to one of those futuristic kithhcen you always see in cartoons, only everything in there was chrome). His two little brothers ran in there and I pretty much played the role of "I gotta stop these kids from killing themselves" babysitter man. They tried to go into a freezer and I yelled" DON'T GO IN THERE! IT'LL LOCK FROM THE OUTSIDE!" They walked away from it and went on to this TV that had an automatic cutting board and they lamost lost their heads. I picked 'em up by their necks and looked at them angrily. "Time for you guys to leave" I said and then I woke up. I hope it's not a sign of things to come.
Bigbaddave · Tue May 09, 2006 @ 12:58am · 1 Comments |
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An entry, as I haven't had one for quite some time |
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Ok. So here's an entry of something I just thought about as of late. I think I'm one of the few people of my age who hasn't lost touch with his inner child. Sure, some people call it immaturity, but I call it innocence...or really, fun. I just see every body looking at a little kid playing with a stick or on a swing set and they laugh at the kid, and not because they're remembering either. They think the kid's retarded...while I look at the same child and begin to think how much fun I had when I was that age. In shape and imaginitive. I remember about a year ago, I found these kids playing in the woods where one of my friends lives and I just saw how young they were and I thought "I'm gonna give these kids a fun time." So I walked out of the bushes pretending like I lived in the woods. As young as these kids were, they believed it after I said I knew where some buried treasure was. We went on this whole little adventure in the woods going through bushes, as I told stories of how I was 4 million years old tomorrow and had seen every animal that lived in the woods. When I got to where I knew the adventure should end, I lead them to a hole I dug and told them somebody must have taken it. They laughed with me when I said some animal that today I forget, after all, I was maybe 12 or 13 when I did that. aanyway, I really am kinda glad I'm in touch with my inner child. I mean, come one...that's so cool to me.
Bigbaddave · Mon Apr 24, 2006 @ 10:37pm · 2 Comments |
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As you can see, I have been pranked. Cyndi "Pantsed" my character...but don't think I'm just going to let her get away with it. She has awoken my prankster side now, and I'll be pulling one on her as well. Keep your eyes peeled, love.
Bigbaddave · Tue Apr 11, 2006 @ 12:27pm · 0 Comments |
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A little bit of this and that |
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Well, I'll be 16 tomorrow. Cyndi made me dinner for my birthday...twas to die for, lemme tell ya. It was spagehtti. What makes it so special is that the noodles were homemade, as as the sauce and both of the mtasted SOOOOOOOOOOOO delicious. Now, going a bit off topic.
i got a flying trunk the other day on Gaia. and what was in it, you ask? Well, look in my house and you'll see. I'll give you a hint. "FEED ME!"
Bigbaddave · Mon Feb 20, 2006 @ 06:12pm · 2 Comments |
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A Journal Update About the Latest Story Update |
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GO read the latest story update in Durem and then read this.
Now, all who read the last update may be thinking the same thing as me. "WHAT THE FREAKIN' CRAP!?!" First Gambino, and now Ian. Now, when GAmbino died, no one ever heard from him again and we still have no clue what the crap is going on. Secondly, it's rather redundant that the same guy who shot Ian shot Gambino in the same town, no less. What the crap is going on!?! Are Gambino and Ian going to come back as Zombies? Also, why does Rufus act exactly like Ian? Maybe Rufus and Ian have an UBER link of some sort to one another. Anyway, I'm rather insulted by the creators creativity. If this all goes somewhere, I'll be shocked.
Bigbaddave · Fri Feb 03, 2006 @ 12:34pm · 1 Comments |
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