Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals


View User's Journal

Subscribe to this Journal
Even more words. omg.

p h u k k k
Community Member
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey

You: salutations

Stranger: whats up?

You: nothing much.

Stranger: g or m

You: just having fun. i'm so happy

You: girlyy

You: wow, that sounded really perverted. O.o

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: Sometimes perverted is good

You: sometimes

You: are YOU a lady?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: I am a man

You: are you sure?

Stranger: Manly man

Stranger: not really...

You: i knew it.

You: i'm sorry to hear this, jason. maybe you should go see a doctor

Stranger: What you doina awake at this late our

You: it's not late, only nine pm here

Stranger: Jason your d**k was cut off by your crazy girlfriend

Stranger: oh

You: oh wow

You: that's a legit story

You: what time is it for you?

Stranger: only 12:12

Stranger: Oh s**t

Stranger: its a sign

You: a sign of what?

You: the apocalypse?

Stranger: More of we are bounded together...

You: oh how magical

Stranger: we have the power to cause the apocalypse

Stranger: Yeah its 12 13 now sooo...

You: i think before we make mass destruction we should get married

You: i'll start on the wedding plans right now

You: (it's a joke)

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: this is all a joke

You: no, darling

You: i'm sorry, i was talking to the mailman

Stranger: BTW

Stranger: when we bang

Stranger: that will cause the end of the world

Stranger: our sex will be soo,

Stranger: whats the word

Stranger: mind blowing

You: oh i'm looking forward to it smile

Stranger: It has to be in a cool place

Stranger: hmmm where could it be

You: like the arctic?

Stranger: nahh like on top of the effil tower

You: that'd be so pointy

Stranger: Hmm we might cause the world to flood our sex would melt all the ice in the artic

You: it's already melting

Stranger: We would multiply global warming time 100

You: is that such a bad thing?

Stranger: ehhh we might as well go out with a bang

Stranger: while we bang

You: haha oh sweetums you're so clever

You: wait-- how are we getting to paris?

You: err, the arctic

You: my bad

Stranger: Um we can ride the polarbear I own as a pet cause i am that badass

You: damn. that's hot.

You: polar bears are the s**t

Stranger: They are.

Stranger: Can we stop by in paris

Stranger: it is the city of love

You: pfft not the city of making love though

Stranger: Touche

You: touch where? wink

Stranger: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/touch%C3%A9

Stranger: thats the word

You: i know. i was making a "clever" attempt

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: i didnt understand

You: ah, s'all good

Stranger: I will touch you everywhere

Stranger: soo...

You: even up my nose? O:

Stranger: ehhh if it gets kinky

You: great.

You: that's not disturbing at all O.o

Stranger: wink

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: What kind of sex shall we have my dear

You: the good kind?

Stranger: Um aggresive

Stranger: pasionate

Stranger: HARDCORE (always must be spelt with caps lock)

You: well then HARDCORE it is.

You: since caps lock is great

Stranger: Damn your hot

You: that's right i a

You: *am

Stranger: What you look like darlin?

You: uhh buck teeth, mousey hair, fat as a tree stump

Stranger: Boner achieved

You: success

Stranger: You got me with the buck teeth

Stranger: thats hottttt

You: thanks babe. i know just what to say.

Stranger: That you do

Stranger: Hmm Well let me make my attempt to "turn you on"

Stranger: I am fat

Stranger: so fat during sex if I am on top you wont breathe

Stranger: Yeah thats sexy I know

Stranger: I got HUGE tits

You: mmmmmmmmmhmmm YUM

Stranger: btw

Stranger: my dicks tiny

You: oh i'm looking forward to our HARDCORE sex

Stranger: me too, you swallow right?

You: yeupp. and choke and blow

Stranger: Atta girl

Stranger: s**t I dont think I got your age

Stranger: you could be like 11

You: yeah i'm definitely eleven

Stranger: score

You: oh yeah.

Stranger: How old is this wonderful women I am talkin to?

You: not old.

You: sixteen

You: how about you?

Stranger: I have reached the prime age of 65

Stranger: just kidding 16

You: damn

You: i was hoping you were 65

Stranger: Your not a slut

You: maybe i am, maybe i'm not

Stranger: Tricky tricky

You: ssx?

You: that's a good game.

Stranger: ssx? no idea what that is?

You: ssx tricky.

You: it's a game for xbox.


Stranger: Hahahah

You: and you call yourself sixteen

You: O:

Stranger: Um, I enjoy playin sports

Stranger: Enjoying outdoors

Stranger: I am more of COD guy though

You: eww cod.

You: my brother plays that all the time.

You: it's very loud

Stranger: i enjoy killing zombies

You: you can kill zombies?

You: that's ******** awesm

You: *awesome

Stranger: Yeah dude

Stranger: COD zombies

Stranger: ALL DAy

You: fish zombies?

You: strange

Stranger: BACK TO SEX!

Stranger: wink

You: alright fiiiiiiiine

Stranger: Whats your perferred d**k length?

You: 1700 cubic feet

Stranger: Damn

Stranger: I am only 1650 ********....

You: ahh sorry.

You: i GUESS i can settle

Stranger: Where shall we meet up?

You: canada

Stranger: oooooo

You: they've got all the polar bears

Stranger: true dat

Stranger: what state you from

You: i'm from canada smile

Stranger: ohhhhhh

You: haha yeah

Stranger: I dont know if I can do this anymore

You: oh no

Stranger: smile

You: whyyy

Stranger: YOu near quebec?

You: opposite side of the country, actually

Stranger: I gottta go

You: oh yeah sure

Stranger: whats your cell?

You: 1 800 p***s

Stranger: okay

Stranger: mines actually 802 99947 29 bye

Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum