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SO A GUY GOES TO A PET SHOP AND BUYS A PARROT THE PET SHOP OWNER SAID THAT THE PARROT CAN ONLY LEARN 3 PHRASES. THE MAN FIRST TAKE IT TO A DELI AND IT LEARNED BOLOGNA BOLOGNA THEN HE TOOK IT TO A CONSTRUCTION SITE AND IT LEARNED PULL UM UP WITH A ROPE PULL UM UP WITH A ROPETHEN HE TOOK IT TO A CARNIVAL AND IT LEARNED HIT A PENGUIN WIN A PRIZE HIT A PENGUIN WIN A PRIZESO FINALLY HE TOOK THE PARROT TO CHURCH WHILE THE PRIEST WAS PREACHING THE PARROT SAID BOLOGNA BOLOGNA THE PRIEST SAID GOD IS UP HERE THE DEVIL IS DOWN HERE THE PARROT SAID PULL UM UP WITH A ROPE PULL UM UP WITH A ROPE NOW THE PRIEST WAS ANGRY AND HE THROUGH A BOOK AT THE PARROT THE PARROT DUCKED AND IT HIT A NUN AND THE PARROT SAID HIT A PENGUIN WIN A PRIZE HIT A PENGUIN WIN A PRIZE