Zaidah I can tell you why the Tickle me Elmo became so popular.
When he lays on the floor, defenseless and ready for torture, even the youngest minds cannot resist the urge to cut into his stomach while he pleads for you to stop in vain. Time and time again, he cries and suffers through endless hordes of children constricting his neck and hearing his cries of terror.
It's all part of a massive plan, to turn humans into murderous killers who take their kills into a whole new arena of slow, painful death. As little children learn that "it's okay to give Elmo the worst experience of his life," they will be more amenable to testing methods of internal death on such things like "Operation". The world is going downhill I tell you.
The world is going downhill.
 GhettoNitemare · Wed Jun 25, 2008 @ 01:34am · 0 Comments |
