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OHMGEE! Okayies, so like I wanna be a ninja right? But mah friend and me were talking, and she like, "If you were a ninja you be all like 'Dunt, dunt, dunt, da dunt , da, daaa- SMASH!' Cuz you be all awesome besides that major fact that you trip more then you walk." So I decided I didn't want to be a ninja.

So then I was like "OHMGEE! I know what I wanna be!" And she was like "What? A super extremly obssesed Taylor Laughtner fan? Cuz I think you got that down!" And I was like, "s**t!? Really!? Am I that obvesse?" And she was like, "Yea Ollie, you are....Also your a freak, but your my freak and I love you anyway!" That got me all bummed out right? So I was talking to Mah other friend (MOMMI!!!) and we were like.

"SO! What competes the worst day eva? Lets reflect...GET OUT!" And I was like, "Your quotig Jonas!?" And she was like, "GOOD lord we know eachother so well!" Then I was like, "Well DUH!"

And we were having a different convo a few months ago and she was lik, "I'mma name my kid Ollie..." And I was like, "Then you have to have his middle name as JACOB!" And she was all like "Y?" and I was all like, "Becuz I'mma a name mine Jacob Oliver!" And she was like, "OHH!" And mah bestie Ollie 1 was like, "Well, that what I'mma name mine first son!" And I was like, "OHMGEE! NO WAY!" And she was like "Yes! WAY!" And I was like, "Well, I'mma name my first girl Jena Kristina Isablle!" And Mommi was like, "OHMGEE! How cute! Jena for OLLIE! Kristina for me! And Isabelle for twilight right?" And I was like, "OHMGEE! How'd you know!?" And she was like, "Becuz we know each other so well!" And then she was like, "Well, I'mma name my first girl Angelina." And I was like, "What are you naming your first girl Ollie?!" And she was totally like, "Kendy Kristina!" And I was ttly like, "OHMGEE! NO WAY!" And she was ttly like, "Yes way! I'm name my second son Embry Quil!" And I was like, "Thats what I was gonna name mine!" And she was like, "Name stealer!" And I was like, "NO WAY OLLIE! I ttly, like had that name first!" And she was like, "FINE! Our kids are going to be best friends and have the same names!" And I was like, "Thats fine wid me!" And then Mommi stepped in and I was like, "OHMGEE! I'm gonna be the God-Mother right? Right?" And she was like, "Of course Ollie!" And I was all like, "YAY!" and then I was like, "I"mma ttly spoil Ollie to death! He's gonna be all cute and cuddly! And I'mma buy him a kid straightener! Cuz he can't have Chris's curly hair! It's gotta be wavy!!"