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CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH IS A CEREAL THAT MOST OF US CAN RELATE TO

IT'S SWEET, SWIRLY, AND IT'S BEEN TOUCHED BY FACTORY WORKERS

BUT WHY DO KIDS LOVE IT SO MUCH? IN THE COMMERCIALS, THIS QUESTION IS THROWN OUT THERE AND THEN BATTED AWAY BY THE TERRIBLE ACTING OF COMMERCIAL ACTORS

I, HOWEVER, REFUSED TO LET THE WOOL BE PULLED OVER MY EYES, AND I WENT DEEP INTO THE RECESSES OF WIKIPEDIA TO FIGURE OUT THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION

<b>FUN FACT: IT'S NOT 42</b>

WIKIPEDIA STATES THAT CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH IS "known as Croc-en-cannelle in French Canada"

THIS IS AN INTERESTING FACT, AS FRENCH CANADA HAS NOT HAD COOL NAMES LIKE THAT SINCE EVER, AND I QUICKLY REALIZED THIS WAS A LIE TO THROW ME OFF TRACK, BUT THE LIAR HAD LEFT ONE CRUCIAL PIECE OF EVIDENCE

THE WORD <b>CROC</b>!

LOOKING UP "CINNAMON CROCODILE" ON GOOGLE YIELDS THIS INTERESTING SITE TITLED Au Crocodile in Strasbourg, France!

AHA! CROCODILES? FRANCE?! THE PLOT THICKENS!

ON THIS SITE LIES THE PHRASE "brittle crunchy interjections from toasted almond slices."

TOASTED? CRUNCHY?! CINNAMON CROCODILES IN FRANCE?!?!?#&#xtg;bfgvg

IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS RIGHT THEN

WINSTON CHURCHILL ONCE SAID, "A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up."

AND THERE ARE CROCODILES INVOLVED IN THIS

CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH WAS MADE BY COMMUNISTS TO TURN THE YOUTHS OF TODAY INTO COMMIES

I BOYCOTT THIS CEREAL FOREVER





 
 
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