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What. The. ********. Hell.
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I had the worst day ever today.
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Yuki was all like, "KYO YOU BAKA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HARRASSING MISS HONDA LIKE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH! I AM STUPID!"
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All because I tried to sexually assault Tohru in the hallway.
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I mean, what the hell does he expect? I've grown up with despicable people who can't even hide their own stiffys.
Kitty see, kitty do.
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"Kyo, you shouldn't be that way about everything"
"Yeah well, you shouldn't be listening to what I'm saying!"
"It is kind of hard when you are sitting right beside me, babbling away, you know"
"...Shutup Hatori"
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I had an ice cream today at the mall. It tasted like strawberries.
But the flavor was ruined by Momiji's useless babbling.
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"You know, I suck more than just ice creams! (utter joy)"
"...What the frick?"
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I was shocked a horrified so badly that I needed to get consulted by Akito.
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"What's the matter with you?"
"Momiji is a disgusting, perverted little boy, Akito. I want action to be taken, dammit!"
"...What do you expect me to do?"
"Umm... thunderbolts?"
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I learnt on that day, that people who impersonate God cannot throw lightning bolts and change weather patterns. Deary, deary me.
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I was watching this telly show the other day. It's called...
MEW MEW POWER.
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It was exilherating.
All the people were cat thingys.
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"Shigure! Look! An orange cat!"
"My my Kyo, I've never seen you so excited before!"
"Yeah, well...(blush)"
"Haha!"
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Shigure promised to buy me the DVD box set tomorrow afternoon.
I said I would pleasure him with hot, Yaoi sex if he did.
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Oh look! The mail just came in!
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"There's a package for you, baka neko"
"Thanks"
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I can't believe I just said thanks to that sexy loser.
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OH MAH AKITO!
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It's my DVD's.
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(watches)
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"Kyo... is that your s-s-s-sister?"
"Yes Tohru, it's my sister. Her name is ICHIGO"
"...Ummm"
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Yeah.
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"Hey, your DVD's came. Where's my sex?"
"It's coming, Shigure. Now, where's my lube..."
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Ever wondered what makes people tick?
I have.
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So... I threw some ticks on Haru.
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"AHHHH!"
"Haha"
"HELP!"
"...No"
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I got raped good.
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Oh my Akito…
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I OWN A HEDGEHOG.
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I will call him Sonic and he shall be mine.
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Come to think of it, I should go to the pimp industry.
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"Where has this suddenly come from?"
"The sight of your sexy a** when you walk, Kisa"
"..."
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I LIKE TO WRITE IN CAPITALS.
WHY?
BECAUSE WHEN PEOPLE READ IT...
I AM YELLING IN THEIR HEADS.
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I am your God.
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"No, I am"
"Piss off Akito. No one feels like angst right now"
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After I said that, I felt distressed.
I love angst.
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"Like me?"
"Yes Hiro, I love angst like I love you. Gawd"
"..."
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Why do people always look at me like that?
I have sexual desires too!
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"No need to cry, Kyo! I am here for you every step of the way!"
"Kagura... hmm..."
"What?"
"Feel like some sex?"
"SURE!"
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Hells ya.
I win.
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Ecstasy is probably one of my favourite words.
Why?
I'll tell you.
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"Well, go on"
"I like the word ecstasy, because it has 2 or 3 meanings. One, it's a drug. Yay! Two, it's the feeling you get when you about to have an orgy. Can't beat that, can you?"
"What's the third?"
"...Shut up"
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Boobs.
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I wish Tohru owned some.
It would be so much more fun to perve on her in the shower if she did.
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"KYO DON'T BE THAT WAY ABOUT MISS HONDA BLAH BLAH BLAH! I LIKE TO ******** WITH MEN OFF THE STREET!"
"...I have a video camera. Wanna watch?"
"...Sure"
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Tohru perving, away!
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Gasp.
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At school today, the teacher was talking about choosing our sexualities, not because of what our friends are, but because of what we want to be.
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Perfect chance to be evil, thought me.
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"But I wanna be a gaybo because YUKI is!"
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At that point I leaped on him and gave him a huge hug. And a kiss.
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"Ahhh! Stupid cat get off me blah blah blah! No, please stay! I want to touch your body!"
"Okay"
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The classroom was evacuated.
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It sucked. I wish people didn’t think about me like that.
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I’m not like them…
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“Of course your not. You a filthy, mongrel cat”
“Not true”
“Is so”
“It isn’t. Because I’m clean. I’m only a mongrel in the bedroom”
“…”
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You mum was good in bed last night.
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She was.
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That’s how you were born.
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Haha!
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Your cursed now.
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“I’m not”
“Tohru, I ******** your Mum so hard she died!”
“…”
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Come to think of it…
When your not looking…
This fic talks about your mumma behind your back.-
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 Leeta Kyou Slytherin · Wed Jan 31, 2007 @ 04:10am · 0 Comments |
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