I met an emo kid one day, he was in a skirt....he walked up to me and took me by the shouders...he pulled me close and....asked If I wanted to help him save the llamas. ....I of course said yes. So we hoped on our Polar bears and began our journey down the long highway of Hawai. Soon into our journey we stopped at an odd looking igloo hotel...and once we stepped inside it began to melt...because of course we were in Hawai DUH! so we said F' this and we got back onto our polar bears and started on our journey again. The emo kid pulled his polar bear over and yelled at me to stop...i looked back and the emo kid sighed and wrapped his arms around his tummy. 'Im hungry' I told him we couldnt afford to stop or the Penguins would find the almighty sercret Llama kingdom. The emo kid sighed once more and pulled out a fried penguine on a stick and told me not to worry....he had a penguine. We continued to ride the polar bears down the highway. After we seemed to have gotten a bit further...the emo kid stopped once more, he told me that we shoudl give up...and that there was no way we could find the awsome sercret llama kingdom on the Hawai highway. I told him that we couldnt give up. He groaned and folded his arms over his face, 'WHY NOT?!' I got off my polar bear and slapped him across the face, he gripped the side of his face and glared at me with that mean little emo kid look. I stuck my tounge out at him and broke out into the most impratant lecture Ive ever given in my entire life. 'Beacause...if we give up...the evil Penguine king will turn all the Llamas into blueberry pies..NOT CHERRY NOT EVEN LEMON!! BLUEBERRY! do you see how severe this is now?!' He shook his head while still clutching the side of his face, I pat him ont he head and climbed back up on my polar bear. We once again started on our journey...then our polar bears blew out their tires...the emo kid tried to tell me that eh couldnt change them because he was in a skirt....and because we didnt have any spares. I told him it was okaya dn that we would have to find him a a pair of pants..then he would be able to fix them. We walked and walked for what felt like hours...then we met up with two Pelicans...as thwy waddled about. They asked us if they could give us a lift...and I told them that we werent getting a ride from anyone unless they knew where the llama kingdom was...they told us that they knew where they were beacause the llamas were their cousins that they go and visit every friday. I shrugged and asked them to take us to them.
'Well sure but they live in Antartica.' I looked at emo kid and he loked at me, we both shrugged and I sighed/
'Well that makes NO sense'
'Well, if you dont want to go....how did you two get stranded out here anyways?'
'Our Polar bears broke down.' the Pelicans nodded and did that ohhhhh noise...as they understood.
We climbed onto the Pelicans and flew at hyper speed to antartica...as soon as we arrived the pelicans left...they said it was too cold.
I looked over at the emo kid in his cute black skirt...im sure he was freezing. We walked in the snow for a bit then came across a small bit of polar bears....surrounded by what looked like Pies. Teh polar bears were crying and sobing. We couldnt stop to help them, so we took two bluberry pies and hoped on and rode them across the snowy plains. We rode a bit more..then we ran out of snow, green grass ran under our blurberry pies. we stopped and climbed off,
'GOOD GASP EMO KID, THE PENGUINES ARE HERE!'
'HOLY SMOKES SHLEE_CHAN! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?'
We charged at the penguines and they fell into the water where they melted...and turned into penguine soup..But unfortunatly...emo kid fell in the water as well..and drowned..tragic....may we nevwe forget who made this misson possible I'LL MISS YOU EMO KID...YOU AND YOUR UBER CUTE SKIRT!
Thats how I saved the llamas this morning.
 Kemishi · Mon Sep 25, 2006 @ 04:10pm · 1 Comments |
