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JINGLE BELLS a Christmas spoof (another fith grade moment)
sweatdrop Yup, another one. rolleyes At least this one is moderatly funny. Ok, explanations: My aunts pearfume is rank/ I used to sell plants with my grandma and she'd be all " GAWD! She is so FAT!" when said person had barely turned around. stare Yeah, bad for business much?/ My mom has an old car fetish, the truck I'm talking about here lost it U joint the day we got it scream
JINGLE BELLS
Dashing though the snow, I have nowhere to go
My heart is beating fast, I'm free, oh free at last!
Bells in my ears ring, making my head lite.
What fun it is to be away from my family tonight.
*feel free to sing along blaugh *
Oh, jingle bells, my aunt smells, grandma layed an egg!
Mom's old car won't go to far and I don't plan to stay, Hey!
Jingle bells, My aunt smells, grandma layed an egg!
Mom's old car won't go to far and I just ran awaaaaaaaaay! Hey!
rofl Boy did I have a wierd sense of humor! My teacher gave me plenty of ways to vent my frustrations with my family like this. cool I miss her crying lol
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