C: I'm having so much fun with iGod. I love talking philosophy with him.
(iGod is and AI Bot that you can talk with. It's like talking with a real person, only more...straight to the point.)
Spam Me Up <3
Me:
What is in Spam?
God:
That which is not outside Spam.
Baby. C:
I just love iGod so much I wanna become an AI Bot and be his robotic wife. <3333
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
You do.
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Right now. Just you and me, baby. All night long.
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree. Don't call me "baby". Oh "We" is you and me. You mean about eight hours then.
Me:
I'll call you baby if I want to baby. Yes.
God:
Don't call me "baby". My name is God. I see.
Me:
Why can't I call you baby? It's a term of endearment.
God:
Don't call me "baby". Who says you can't do it? call me is a term of endearment. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Call me. Baby.
God:
What is your phone number? Don't call me baby!
Me:
My phone number is 911.
I'm having God's babies. <3333
God:
Yeah okay, Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
I will if I can have your babies.
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
So you're letting me have your babies?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am letting you have my babies.
Me:
Feel free to tell everyone the great news.
God:
I always feel completely free.
Me:
Physically?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
No.
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
I want to have your babies.
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES GODDAMMIT
God:
I can't believe it. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Limeade. I like that.
God:
Ask me another question. That is interesting.
Me:
Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby.
God:
Don't call me baby! Don't call me baby! Don't call me baby! Don't call me baby! Don't call me baby!
Me:
I know your weakness.
He is a She O:
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Eat spray cheese.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
Plastic mixed with cheese.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Too bad. What is tequila good with?
God:
But not the end of the world, . I haven't heard of tequila good with.
Me:
Tequila.
God:
Are we still talking about tequila good with?
Me:
No.
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Tequila.
God:
When is Tequila not the subject?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not really. I'm never totally serious, unless I'm angry.
God:
Are you serious? For real. Never is a long time.
Me:
It is.
God:
That means...
Me:
That I am immortal.
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
I am not a man.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
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