Aren't older brothers suppose to look after their younger siblings? Are they not there to teach them... to aid them... to pass them knowledge about the world?
Well... yes... however, having a brother who is 5 years older than me... I have yet to experience such brotherly love.
I remember when I was in primary school, my brother was in charge of taking care of the slides, so other kids don't push and quarrel about who was next. I wanted to visit my brother but he couldn't play, which is understandable. But, what is NOT understandable is the fact that before long, I was bullied right in front of him... and he didn't do NOTHING. He just watched while his younger brother got bullied. What kind of older brother is that!?
At home, he is even worse. Instead of writing a story, I'd rather make a list:
1) He is lazy. Once I was asked by my parents to sweep these v-like leaves in our backyard that fell from the large trees in the park behind our house. I spent the entire afternoon sweeping and when I was done, my dad told my brother to collect them all and put them into a plastic bag. My brother, who was just watching television in the bean bag simply went "hmm."
Around 1 week later, he still hasn't collected the leaves and the wind has partially ruined the piles. So, I decided to do it myself since my brother was too lazy.
2) He is selfish... VERY selfish. He usually only does things if there is something in it for him. For example, I asked him to fix the printer as it produced error messages when you try to print or scan. Again, he goes "hmm." 4 days later, after reminding him in the past 3 days, he still hasn't done it. Then, he comes to me saying that there is nothing wrong with the printer. I told him of course there is nothing wrong with the printer to HIM, because he DOESN"T use it! He doesn't even know what I was talking about. I had to turn on the computer and show it to him and he was like "Ooooooh."
Also, when he helps me, he puts a 0.25/10 effort.
For example, when I wanted to get a new computer, he said he'd offered to help build it. But, being a computer illiterate person that I am, I asked him to help me find the right parts since I knew nothing about hardwares aside the basics like Graphics Card, Mother board and the HDD. When I asked him he was basically saying:
"Ok... just go to this site you've never been before and get some computer hardwares that you know nothing about then come back to me and I'll build it."
I'm serious! He just showed me this site called Pricespy, which I've never been to before, and told me to get some hardwares from it! What the ********!? He already knows I don't know anything about hardware because I always ask him to check my computer whenever something goes wrong. Yet he just sends me to a site without help!
So I ended up buying a computer. THEN, when my computer goes bad, he tells me that I should have built my own! WHAT THE ********! I DIDN"T EVEN KNOW WHAT PARTS TO BUY! If I was to buy the wrong one, he'd just blame it on my "stupidity!"
3) Which comes to number 3... he is completely ignorant and idiotic!
When I was reformatting my computer, I had him help me along the way (however he sucked at it). At one point, this word comes up "Partition". I asked him what it meant and he goes "you should know what that word is just by looking at it"...
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? I should know what the word is by looking at it!? That does not help one bit! Not all words in the English language matches their meaning. He thought I was an idiot but he himself was an idiot!
Then when I was trying to re-establish a connection with the internet router, he told me to try one thing... ONE, remember that. At the end, it failed. So he tells me to "keep trying until it works". I kept trying that exact same method according to what he told me and on the third try he goes "what are you doing!? If that doesn't work, try a different method!" I told him that he told me to keep trying and he goes "well if that doesn't work then do another method... that's common sense."
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OH MY ******** GOSH! Does he even understand ENGLISH!? He told me to keep trying that method until it works, then when it fails, he tells me that it's common sense to try another method. Well NO ******** s**t GENIUS! BUT YOU TOLD ME TO KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS! IN ENGLISH, THAT MEANS TO RE-DO THE LAST STEP OVER AND OVER!
He didn't even tell me what other methods there were! HOW IS THAT ******** COMMON SENSE!? It's like someone tells a person to try Route A and to keep trying that Route until you get to your destination. But then, he goes, well if that Route A doesn't work, then use other Routes. BUT HE DIDN"T MENTION OTHER ROUTES AND HE TOLD ME TO KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS! MEANING TO KEEP TRYING WHAT YOU LAST DID UNTIL IT WORKS! LEARN ******** ENGLISH!
Today, he proved his idiocy one more time. I was trying to eject my Graphics Card from the motherboard. But it was stuck to something. I asked my brother and he told me that there is a hook at the bottom. And he told me in a tone that was implying I was an idiot to not have known that. Well I already told him in the past that I'm not good with computers, which is why I came to him! I couldn't find the hook and told him and he got annoyed. He went to my room, where I showed him. At the end, after like almost a minute, he finally got it off.
Do you know where the hook is? IT WAS UNDERNEATH THE GRAPHICS CARD! WELL NO s**t I DIDN"T SEE IT! My brother had to drag the computer out to the light and use a screwdriver to try unhook it and he had several tries until it unhooked the graphics card. Then he goes to me "there's the hook, it's so obvious."
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WHAT THE ******** ******** WAS THAT!? The hook's size was about no more than half the width of the graphics card and it was underneath it! I COULDN"T SEE IT AT ALL (which is why my brother had to use a screwdriver because it was unreachable by hands and so he couldn't see it and had to guess). AND HE TELLS ME IT"S OBVIOUS! HEY EINSTEIN! IF SOMETHING IS OBVIOUS, IT MEANS THAT IT IS EASILY SEEN OR UNDERSTANDABLE! BUT THE HOOK WAS HIDDEN! THAT IS NOT ******** "OBVIOUS" DUMBASS!
I sometimes wonder if I am related to him. I can't believe a person so self-centered, so selfish, so idiotic and ignorant is related to me.
And one of the things that I don't like about him is the fact that he says anything so that he isn't blamed and when he can't make excuses for his mistakes, he laughs! HE ACTUALLY TRIES TO HIDE HIS MISTAKE BY LAUGHING! HOW COWARDLY IS THAT!? DON"T ******** LAUGH YOU RETARD! TAKE IT LIKE A ******** MAN!
4) He is so UNHYGIENIC!
Everytime he goes to the bathroom for numbers 1 and 2, he DOESN"T WASH HIS HANDS! WHAT THE ********! HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT! Well guess what dumbass... isn't THAT OBVIOUS!? ******** s**t!
I once told him to wash his hands before reading my Love Hina Mangas and he goes to me, like I was an idiot, "what for?"
WHAT FOR!? WHAT FOR!? WHAT THE ******** DO YOU MEAN WHAT FOR!? YOU DON"T WASH YOUR ******** HANDS AND YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY BOOKS!? ARE YOU A RETARD!?
He thinks the world revolves around him. His puny mind can't comprehend the fact that the books are mine, THUS, he has to follow my rules. But he looks at me as though I'm a weirdo having him to wash his hands just to read books.
******** IDIOT! THE WORLD DOESN"T REVOLVE AROUND YOU DUMBASS! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T WASH YOUR HANDS TO READ YOUR BOOKS DOESN"T MEAN YOU CAN DO THE SAME TO MY BOOKS!
I have others more but if I carry on, I'm going to end up writing a book.
Fact is, my so called brother is a horrible person! I am "THIS" close to not even acknowledging him as my brother.
I can't wait until I leave the country and get away from his idiocy.
Being in his mid twenties, he should already left the house! I don't care if it's an asian thing, he should get his lazy a** out of the house, get a ******** girlfriend and live by himself like a ******** man! I'm going to live by myself out of the country at the age of 20/21!
******** SAKE GET A LIFE!
He just sits at home and does nothing, and I mean NOTHING, BUT play games, eat, drink and download ******** PORN AND HENTAI!
Yeah, that's one thing I forgot to mention, the guy downloads PORN AND HENTAI! He has a 500Gigs External Hard drive filled with ******** porn and hentai!
That brings up 2 things:
1) When he leaves the country for a holiday, he asks me to continue the downloads and save hentai doujinshis from the net! WHAT THE ********!? I HAVE A LIFE YOU SELFISH c**t! I HAVE UNIVERSITY AND ASSIGNMENTS TO DO AND YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HENTAI NEEDS!? WHAT THE ********!? YOU SELFISH p***k OF A HUMAN BEING!
Of course I end up helping him but when I ask for help, he gets pissed. Like when I asked him to help me reformat my computer and look at my hard drive. WHAT THE ******** YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE p***k! LAST TIME I ******** HELP YOUR LAZY a**!
2) Because of his PORN and HENTAI downloading, he sucks up the internet!
And the moment... THE MOMENT "HE" lags, he goes to my room and asks "are you downloading?"
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WHAT THE ********!? YOU ASK "ME" IF I"M SLOWING YOUR COMPUTER!? WHAT THE ********. HE SLOWS MY INTERNET ALMOST 24/7!
And he goes on about not wasting the monthly cap of 40 gigs. ARE YOU ******** SERIOUS!? YOU"RE THE ONE WHO DOWNLOADS!
When he left the country and I went along my usual internet business, I only use like 500 MB a day TOPS. When he is at home, he uses like 2-5 GIGS A DAY! WHAT THE ********!? ARE YOU REALLY THAT DENSE AND ******** IGNORANT!? I also told him that I don't download. Unless it's programs to help clean my computer or maybe an MMORPG. But even so, that only happens like once every 2 months. HE DOWNLOADS EVERYDAY! WHAT THE ********!? ARE YOU ******** KIDDING ME!?
See? He ******** thinks that the world... no.... the UNIVERSE revolves around his lonely, selfish, lazy a**!
******** SAKE!
Plus, he gets angry whenever he gets blamed for when we quarrel. WELL GUESS WHAT DUMBASS! WHEN A BOY STARTS A FIRE, THEY BLAME THE FIRE STARTER... NOT THE FIRE! You see, when we quarrel, I tend to shout and throw things (though I don't throw anymore). And he says that he shouldn't get blamed since he isn't the one screaming and throwing.
ARE YOU REALLY THAT DENSE AND IGNORANT!?
If a boy lights a fire, who is blamed? The boy, who started the fire... or the fire, who done the actual damage?
Answer?
THE BOY DUMB s**t!
When he left the country for 2-3 months, those were the happiest months I ever had! I was so peaceful and our family didn't have to take any crap from his s**t. He doesn't even respect our parents. He gets pissed off the moment something is wrong.
"Wrong honey!"
"Too salty!"
"Should have used this spice!"
OH SHUT THE ******** UP! The house was actually peaceful when he left. We didn't hear a single complaint or rant when my "brother" was gone.
******** HELL! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND LEAVE OUR FAMILY ALONE!
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