Quest Postponed!!! Why? Well.....
Edward was standing, the sole stander in a world of standing standards of stan---
Ed: CUT THAT CRAP OUT!
Narrator: But... but... i's my job! D=
Zakuro: What's the hold up!?
Narrator: Ed doesn't like the nifty script you gave me!
Zakuro: DAMNIT ED!
Ed: Sorry Zakky.... *Begs forgiveness!*
Zakuro: *Sigh.* Just get back to it!
Ed: Wait.... what am I doing, anyway?
Zakuro: You're gunna go slaughter some n00bs! =D
Ed: ... That's it?...
Zakuro: Yah.
Ed: Well, if it's only n00bs...
Zakuro: Should be. You might run into a level one hundred, but I doubt it. =D
Ed: ... *Whimper.*
Zakuro: Oh, come on, Ed! You've beaten Homonculous! You can handle some of these creatons!
Ed: ... You're right! *Brave face.*
Narrator: Can I get back to reading?....
Zakuro: Yah, sure, go ahead.
Narrator: Okay. So, as I was saying....
Edward stood, his face solid, facing the seemingly impenetrable wall of n00bs that stood before him. Their voices carried on the wind....
n00bs: LOL WTF YO!?
Ed: ...
Transmuting his arm into the usual blade, he advanced upon the randomly babbling idiots, cutting them down like a farmer would cut his fields with a scythe...
ipimpjoo has been defeated by Edward Elric
ROFLPWNED has been defeated by Edward Elric
emperor penguin has been defeated by Edward Elric
lawlman has been defeated by Edward Elric
A few hours later....
After much hacking and slashing, only Ed remained, standing among the decaying corpses of his newly defeated enemies. The killing fields were silent. For now.
Zakuro: It's a shame those n00bs spawn faster than maggots on week-old meat.
Ed: I think I've gone half mad from their babbling! D=
Zakuro: It's okay, Edo! You'll be back to normal eventually!
Ed: If you say so. By the way, where's everyone else?
Zakuro: Well... Lulu and Ale are out God knows where... Hatori's looking for them... aaaannnd Jermaine was sent to the hospital to get the puppy removed. I think Kabuto's gone to buy more ice cream. =D
Kabuto: And I'm back. *Sniffs.* What's... with... the dead animal smell?
Ed: n00bs.
Kabuto: ... Do I even want to know?
Zakuro: Probably not.
Narrator: Hey, what kind of ice cream is that?
Kabuto: Why would you ask?
Narrator: Well, I don't know what kind it is, now do I?
Zakuro: What's the point of being an omnipresent voice if you don't know everything?
Narrator: ... You hurt my feelings. I'm going to go cry now. emo
Zakuro: .... Eeeeehhh.... right.
Kabuto: Is this another one of your fillers while you try and decide what to do with that sickle/nickel/pickle quest?
Lulz yes. =D
Ed: You said it was because you had a project to do on how many n00bs I could kill in X hours!
Zakuro: That, too.
Kabuto: Have I ever told you you're a PSYCHO!?
Zakuro: My doctors said that all the time, bu' I don't believe 'um. =D
Hatori: *Sob.*
Zakuro: Hey! There's one of those doctors now!
Hatori: ... If I had a needle...
Ed: Sooo... I suppose your "secret mission" to recover Eluna was a bust?
Hatori: ... He beat me in Speed Solitaire.
Zakuro: Give Lulu time. Knowing her, she'll prolly be back within the next three journals. =D
Hatori: THEN START MAKING MORE JOURNALS!!! *Obviously misses his Lulu...*
Zakuro: Meep! Okay!
FIN!!
